Oh it's corn, corn, corn that makes your feel...forlorn? What? No. Not corn. Not forlorn. That line is from the song "Hinky Dinky Double D Farm," a childhood classic for me. Back then, I had no idea what the word "forlorn" meant, but ever since last year when I figured it out, I've been baffled by...

LEGO PAC-MAN Arcade

$269.99 LEGO »

Bricks, pellets, Blinky, and Clyde. The classic PAC-MAN arcade is getting LEGO-fied as part of the company's LEGO Icons series...

Go Cuff Insulated Drink Sleeves with Handles

$12.95 - $18.95 Amazon »

Smoothies, iced coffees, bubbles teas, all ye cold beverages that devolve into a big ol' sweaty mess the moment you step outside in the summer heat, Go Cuff hears your cries of embarrassment, and Wicked Witch wails of...

Light Cycle 2.0 Glow-Core Wedding Ring

$195 Etsy »

You can't have a TRON Light Cycle (at least not anymore, you could a few years ago) but if you're a good fiance, and show up at the altar on time...or maybe just at all...you can have a Light Cycle 2.0 Glow-Core Wedding...

WorkPod Lite Backyard Room

$14,900 - $18,500 Autonomous »

Those of you whose: kids won't (can't afford to) move out of your house; partners now work from home; teenager (wrongly) believes they're the next Kenny G; or in-laws and extended family feel like your casa is their casa...

Seinfeld x Percival Clothing Collection

$67 - $385 Percival »

Puffy shirt not included. The Seinfeld x Percival limited edition clothing collection takes its (sable Russian) hat off to the sitcom, and the 25th anniversary of the final Seinfeld episode's airing...

Inflatable Truck Bed Pool

$42.62 Amazon »

And you thought you were down to hop in the truck before. The Summer Waves Truck Bed Pool takes splish-splashing on the road - or, like, the empty dirt field or shutdown Bed Bath & Beyond parking lot - with its lightweight...

Bliss Sofa & Emergency Life Raft

Would you pay $100,000 for a couch and footrest? How about for your life? The Bliss Sofa & Ottoman Set is a unique exploration of luxury living. "Luxury" because it's an haute design piece of furniture available in limited...

Corn on the Cob Grilling Basket

$25.61 Amazon »

Corral a quad of cobs with the Corn on the Cob Grilling Basket from Charcoal Companion. It has a nonstick coating on its wire cage, and a sturdy hardwood handle to make cooking your golden boys a little more controlled...

E187: What Is This Thing?

$102.98 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 187 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Slap Luggage Tag

Children of the 90s who grew up to be world travelers, check it out. No, slap it out. It's a luggage tag for an entire generation. Kikkerland's Slap Luggage Tag turns the iconic slap bracelet into a piece of personal...

GardenGlide Garden Tote & Transporter

$120.48 Amazon »

Yes, your kid...or your friend Cornelius...is definitely going to want to be your first haul on the GardenGlide Garden Tote & Transporter. Your Mini Me may want to sit inside the included 20-gallon red TubTrug, but Cornelius...

Mythical Meats Humanoid Snack Sticks

$24.95 Amazon »

Ever want to sink your teeth into some mermaid tail? Well, have at it, dudes. Just don't go looking for flavors of Ariel or Daryl Hannah in your box of Mythical Meats Humanoid Snack Sticks - no mythical creatures were...

Mini Archery Bow & Arrow Set

$17.99 Amazon »

The bow in this mini archery set don't shoot no stinkin' toothpicks. It comes with 10 real metal arrows, secured into polyester drill rods, that can fly up to 50 feet when released from the 5.5" x 2.4" metal and elastic...

Rain Boots Umbrella Holder

$58.30 - $72.16 Amazon »

It's not that I'm into this Rain Boots Umbrella Holder, it's that seeing a Rain Boots Umbrella Holder, or any type of rain boot at all, reminds me of my #1 favorite word: galoshes. I've told you before, and I'll tell...

Retro Sunglasses With Secret Compartments

$24.79 Etsy »

The Retro Sunglasses With Secret Compartments don't come right out and say the secret compartments are secret joint compartments, but come on. The secret compartments are inside the long, tubey temple ends of the sunglasses...

Normally, I wouldn't spout off about gifts for college graduates, because, hey, first lesson in adult life: you don't deserve gifts and rewards for doing what you're supposed to, i.e., not wasting the thousands and thousands of dollars spent on your education dropping out, flunking out, or otherwise...

Fruzi Freezable Insulated 6-Pack Holder

$29.95 Amazon »

Swap your koozie for a Fruzi and you'll have a whole 6-pack of beers chilled, corralled, and ready to carry anywhere. Fruzis are soft-shelled koozies made with Gel-Pak insulation, aluminum lining, and neoprene sleeves...

Toja Grid DIY Hammock Kits

$1,180 - $2,236 Toja Grid »

Whether you prefer your hammock open to the sky, with a top shade sail, with a back or side shade sail, or with a pair of shade sails to custom install to your shade and privacy needs, Toja Grid has options for all of...

Skotch Kooler Portable Grill

$185 Amazon »

If you think plaid is rad and Scotch design is top notch design (though I think it's probably Scottish style / top nottish design) have a looksee at Skotch Kooler's Portable Grill. It's a bucket o' BBQ that burns wood...

Woozie Can Cooler & Cone Holder

$16.50 - $18.50 Etsy »

High-five to John Olwig not only for his Woozie Can Cooler & Cone Holder, but for his introduction to it: "Here today we have a rather special type of can cooler or can sleeve." Rather special, indeed. So a high-five...

Drop Cup - Pong That's On A Roll

Discontinued

Do you throw like a girl? Try rolling instead. Drop Cup is a new take on beer pong (or sodie pong, since they advertise it as both a family and an adult party game) that has players roll the ball rather than throwing it...

Makita Portable Cordless Microwave

Makita might be known for power tools, but while the company's new Portable Cordless Microwave Oven looks like a beast, it doesn't bring a whole lot of power to the tool table. With an output of either 350 or 500 watts...

Supernova Bluetooth Speaker & Lantern

$179.95 Gravastar »

The Supernova is coming to blast you out of your bedroom...with sound and light. Though possibly also with advanced mecha weaponry controlled by AI. Could really go either way these days...