World of Watersports Parthenon Canopy Spa Island

$606.20 Amazon »

World of Watersports takes ancient Greece to the lake with their Parthenon Canopy Spa Island. Now, in an effort to make this Parthenon float rather than sink you like a Greek tragedy to the water's floor, WOW has opted...

BlazePod - Reflex Training System

$299 - $399 Amazon »

What's BlazePod? Think whack-a-mole, Simon, and the personal trainer you love to hate. The flash reflex training system combines elements of all 3 - even some of the fun parts - into personal and professional kits designed...

Han Solo in Carbonite FridgeWrap

Discontinued

Sure you want to open that fridge? Really need another scoop of potato salad and swig of chocolate milk? Is it worth risking, oh, I don't know getting frozen in carbonite alongside your buddy Han Solo? Welp, if your hankering...

Perfume Bottle Personal Fan

$13.99 - $14.99 Amazon »

I think right now my own wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, would rather have a cheap perfume bottle personal fan than an expensive bottle of perfume. It's hotter than a potato baked on the surface of Mercury here...

Face Mask with Transparent Mouth Panel

$7 - $13 Etsy »

While I smell what the transparent mouth panel face mask is cookin' - but thankfully cannot smell what's behind it; barf! do face masks reek of bad breath - I do wonder if wearing one will only make a hot and stifling...

CRKT Techliner Everyday Carry Pen

$35.19 Amazon »

In writing about their Techliner everyday carry pen, CRKT notes, "Your job's too important for a drugstore pen." I'd also add, "And blech. Who wants to touch a drugstore pen anymore anyway?"...

Burton Mine77 Weatherley Board Shorts

$69.77 Burton »

Burton's essence might be frigid temps, high elevations, and snowboards, but that doesn't mean the outdoor brand doesn't like them a hot summer day at sea level, and splashing around in the perfect board shorts every...

Summerland Handmade Ceramic Bongs

$225 - $275 Summerland »

Relax. Calm down. Funny how those have turned into fightin' words. On top of being difficult states to achieve even when some condescending butthead isn't issuing them as a command. If we were together I'd say no such...

Dude's must see products for May 2020 were largely about getting out...and staying in. In this collection you'll find outdoor gear, equipment, and rides to welcome in and max out the summer, alongside tools and tech to fix up and deck out your home...

Sportspower Family BluPod Hanging Tent

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Despite literally hanging from a galvanized steel stand, I'm not sure how fun Sportspower's Family BluPod Hanging Tent would be for the other kind of hanging. The out kind. The quality time with Mama, Pop, and the kids...

Zeltini Z-Triton House-boat-trike

The Zeltini Z-Triton: coming soon to a road! A lake! A teeny-tiny plat of land near you!...

E49: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 49 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Pyro Modern Picnic Table DIY Kit

$400 Pyro »

And maybe by the time you finish DIY-ing Pyro's Maria modern picnic table kit, it will be safe again to go outside and use it! Just kidding...

Gamer Goo Antiperspirant - Dry Grip for Sweaty Hands

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Gamer Goo Antiperspirant sounds like the dry grip for sweaty hands some athletes use to help them avoid butter fingering a ball. Except gamers don't really sweat due to a high level of exertion so much as because their...

Louis Vuitton Slugger

Primal Concepts may be behind the Louis Vuitton Slugger, but this high fashion piece of self defense moves way past a primal concept, right into the 2020 arsenal of Harley Quinn. Or more probably, the Instagram feeds...

Privacy Pop Nap Tent

Discontinued

On the one hand I'm not sure how often I'll want to take advantage of the Privacy Pop Nap Tent's enthusiastic offer to "Nap anywhere!" in our virus-laden world, but on the other, this tent is a fully enclosed shelter...

Gerber Armbar Drive Pocket Knife Multi-Tool

$37.82 Amazon »

Snazzify Dad's pocket this Father's Day with the Gerber Armbar Drive Multi-Tool, a gift for Dad that looks nothing like a Dad gift (i.e., those featured in this list of the 16 most Dad gifts for Dad.)...

The SHIIT Workout: Get Fit While You Sh*t

$10.99 Amazon »

You've heard of HIIT, right? That's High. Intensity. Interval. Training. Well get ready for some next level shit added to your HIIT. And I'm not just talkin' shit. I'm talkin' SHIIT. Your bathroom reader is about to become...

UV Toaster Smartphone Sanitizer Concept

Phone germs, you're toast! ... Uh, just as soon as I check the responses to my latest Reddit post. And like my wife's latest Instagram photo. Oh, and text back my mama. But after that, Dude Jr., it's right into the UV...

Bonk: The Fast Rolling Ricochet Game

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Huh. The Bonk: The Fast Rolling Ricochet Game I play doesn't look anything like this. Well, I guess my version occasionally involves metal balls, but they're usually strung together more like a necklace and...well...nevermind...

Rhino BaseMate Patio Umbrella Base Weight Planter

$24.90 - $27.90 Amazon »

I just hauled 250 pounds of sand from Home Depot to my mama's house so she - oh, I mean I - could put it in her new patio umbrella, and now she sees the Rhino BaseMate patio umbrella base weight planter and is all, Ooh!...

Johnsonville Sizzling Sausage Grill Plus

$599.88 Amazon »

Are you coming up short in your search to sizzle sausages to supreme succulence sans the swiney mess? Aren't we all, dude, aren't we all. Or rather, we were until the pork masters at Johnsonville cooked up the Sizzling...

Lovepop The Beatles Pop-Up Cards

$15 - $18 Amazon »

Lovepop makes greeting cards they think your recipients will love to see pop up when they open them. With Father's Day getting ready to pop up itself, you can show you love Pop by including one of Lovepop's The Beatles...

Game Night Table Topper

$199.99 - $269.99 Amazon »

For poker card deals, Cards Against Humanity handovers, and D&D dice rolls, the Game Night Table Topper endeavors to make your board and deck interactions smooth and free of bumps and creases. Plus keep the table underneath...