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XTC Wood Headphones

$23.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Joining the ranks of wooden legs and wooden personalities: wood in-ears! (As they say, everyone's a comedian.) (But especially people like me who are hilarious.) These XTC earbuds feature black or red wood bodies whose...

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Dragon Cake Pan

$24.99 from ThinkGeek »

What's going to be harder: getting the cake eggs away from the dragon guarding them, or getting the cake eggs out of the Dragon Cake Pan without destroying them? Those with the ambition and determination of Dany Targaryen...

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CU.breaker Rubik's Cube Charger

With student Chang soo Lee's Cu.breaker concept you don't have to solve the puzzle, it does. This Rubik's Cube-esque device is a cell phone charger that 1) reflects rate and capacity of its device's charge and 2) shuts...

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Enchanted Forest: An Inky Quest & Coloring Book

$10.46 from Amazon »

Enchanted Forest: An Inky Quest & Coloring Book is kind of like The Legend of Zelda in that you collect trinkets and clues along the way to help you reach the castle and discover the secret it holds at the end of your...

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Shelby Baja 700

Ski and snow machining season may be over, but next up: car camping and red dirt road runnin' season. And if you need a truck preying beast to serve as your 4-wheeled chauffeur, Shelby is offering up 50 of its limited...

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LUNALUXX Levitating-Disc-Activated Lamp

$130 from Elivatix »

What you can see very clearly is that the LUNALUXX is a lamp with a levitating disc. And if you understand the laws of physics, or have been following man's continued attempts to develop Hoverboard technology, you can...

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Black Peanut Butter

$5 from Frolic »

While I don't really know what's up with the price of Frolic's black peanut butter being quoted in Indonesian rupiah*, I do know what's up with its blackness. And it's not squid ink, medicinal charcoal, or blood infected...

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Orbit 3-in-1 Nano Speaker

$19.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Know that guy on the trail who, rather than electing to escape the pollutive cacophony of the city to bask in the serenity and simple sounds of nature like everyone else, blasts his EDM on a portable speaker as he hikes?...

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Long Piropiro Lung Exercise Tool

Hey it's a kazoo or a, uh, unraveling blowy thing the kiddos and incredibly irritating adults blow into to unravel at birthdays and New Year's. But this blow thing has taken on a new disguise: from party supply to exercise...

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Kitchen Apron with Built-in Oven Gloves

Sold Out from Amazon »

The Mitten Apron guarantees you'll never need to wonder where you left that oven glove, or risk finding out if the casserole dish is really still too hot to touch without one, again. Built-in hotness handlers make it...

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XM42 Handheld Flamethrower

$699 from XM42 »

The XM42 aims to be the world's first commercially available handheld flamethrower. Free of pressurized tanks and car-wash sprayers, and simple for most anyone to use, it also calls itself "what a real flamethrower should...

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MiFi 2 Global Touchscreen Hotspot

The MiFi portable hotspot provides 4G WiFi to up to 10 devices in over 150 countries. Its touchscreen interface displays data usage, battery life, signal strength, and connected devices, plus enables the hotspot holder...

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TRX Suspension Training Home Kit

$179.95 from Amazon »

The hardness of the muscles you'll build from using the Navy SEAL-developed TRX suspension training system is directly proportional to the hardness of actually using the TRX suspension training system. Though there are...

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Darth Vader Color-Changing Lamp

$17.96 from Amazon »

Luke, I am your father. And as such, there are a few things you should know about me. For example, in my free time, I enjoy attending raves. Dancing one's ass off to Kaskade is an exceptional way to clear the mind and...

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Dutch Lab Cold Drip Coffee Brewers

$310 - $7,300 from Dutch Lab »

Two things I don't know are what Dutch coffee even is and how to make even a cup of regular old coffee in the regular old coffee maker in our staff kitchenette (in fact, an office-wide vote has forbidden me from touching...

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Lomography 35mm Film Camera & LomoKinoScope

$59.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Oh boy, 35mm film? Analogue filmmaking? What will they bring back next?! (This guy votes for Crystal Pepsi.) Lomography tugs at your retro heartstrings with its Lomokino, a movie shooter capable of filming 144 frames...

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Steampunk Motorcycle with Firing Machine Guns

Putsch Racing calls their Steampunk attack bike the Aristo-cad. I think that's a great name. Very cool. Very fitting. And even if I thought otherwise I'd keep my fat mouth shut because this motorcycle also happens to...

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Giveaway: Elevate Portable Gas Grill

Sum-sum-summertime means grill-grill-grilling and nom-nom-nomming. And your toothsome trifecta starts right here: enter to win, and be one of the first to get your hands on, the Elevate Grill, a brand new portable gas...

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Kniper Throwing Knife & Multi-Tool

$145 from Kniper »

People around here seem to love knives and multi-tools. Multi-tools in particular are, like, the new bacon. Before, for at least a year, when I posted anything about bacon clicking fingers went hog wild (see: tactical...

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Ice Core Beer Pitcher

$18.50 from Amazon »

An Ice. Cold. Pitcher of Beer. That you don't have to chug to keep ice cold for more than a few minutes. KegWorks has designed their group-size suds container to maintain your 60 ounces of brew ideally icy for hours...

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Lockpick School in a Box

Discontinued

Obviously it's necessary to pick a lock only when you are a locksmith or have been kidnapped and held hostage in a locked room. Or, I guess, when you need to break into your ex-girlfriend's (aka Heart of Blackness) apartment...

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The Walking Dead One-Person Survival Kit

$109.95 from Amazon »

I don't know what's so Walking Dead about this one-man 72-hour survival kit, except that it's "officially licensed" and says, "AMC The Walking Dead" on its messenger bag content carrier. Maybe Darryl and Rick bled on...

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Sloth Tea Infuser

$9.42 from Amazon »

Uh oh. Mr. Sloth dozed off with his ass hanging in a cup of boiling water. And, mmmm, in contrast to skunk ass, sloth ass smells amazing. Like peachberry jasmine sutra. Or is that tranquil strawberry dream?...

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VSSL Flask Light

$72.45 from Amazon »

VSSL and its utility tube babies welcome a new bundle of joy to the family. One that will not only hold your booze, but also light your way out of the dive you take into the bushes behind the IHOP after gulping down too...