Diagonal Dwelling

Like the lightning bolt aesthetic, but want something a little more serene than the hustle and bustle of Diagon Alley? Check out NYDE design studio's Diagonal Dwelling, a trippy architectural feat originally designed...

Offensive Crayons Porn Pack

If you thought the drawings you use crayons to create were sexy and lewd, wait 'til you see how Offensive Crayons' new Porn Pack is going to dirty up your art supplies themselves. The derogatory darling of the doodle...

Medieval Knight's Helmet Decanter Set

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All that whiskey still sloshin' around inside my head from last night? It came from all the whiskey sloshin' around inside the head of this knight. The Medieval Knight's Helmet Decanter Set is a superb replica of both...

Friendship Test Pin Set

$9.73 Amazon »

Why do I have to take a friendship test? Cornelius is my bro, he knows I'd do anything for him. Come over and jump his car at 6 a.m. Wingman him at an interpretive dance performance and reception the barista he's horndoggin'...

Swarovski Crystal Batmobile Model

$8,900 Swarovski »

Given that the real Batmobile probably costs a bajillion dollars - and even one of the 6 Dark Knight Batpods made for the movies went for somewhere between $80K and $106K at auction - Swarovski charging $8,600 for their...

Brumate Glitter Flask

$17.50 - $22.99 Amazon »

Summer is boozin' in the park season. Summer is bachelorette season. And I'm pretty sure every season is Glitter Champagne, Glitter Mermaid, and Glitter Maleficent season, so getting a Brumate Glitter Flask as a gift...

EZRED Rechargeable Neck Light

$16.99 Amazon »

My mama loves me a bushel and a peck and an EZRED light around my neck. So when she calls me to fix and install stuff for her and I run through the excuses of why I can't, the one about it being too dark to see [insert...

TokBud Smoker's Multi-Tool

$24 - $29 Elevated Mechanics »

Everyone needs a bud. Some people need a bud they can toke. And some of those people need a TokBud, a bud for toking their buds...

July WiFi-Enabled Window Air Conditioner

$261.75 - $399 July »

You don't have to wait until July this year to need a July WiFi-enabled window air conditioner, but you're going to have to wait until way past July to get one. Thanks to its inconspicuous, inoffensive look, and promises...

Jackery Portable Power Station

$219 Amazon »

The Jackery Portable Power Station Explorer 240 is a lunchbox-sized tagalong pal for outdoor adventures that demand forms of entertainment other than the outdoors and adventures. You know, laptops, drones, your Nintendo...

Sh*t Four-Letter Puzzle

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Not only does shit about sum up the year so far, the shit here is also a SHiT Four-Letter Puzzle from Knock Knock, so it will keep you entertained - in dazzling disco colors! - when the next disaster of 2020 strikes and...

Plow & Hearth Roll-Out Hardwood Pathway

$72.99 Amazon »

Dude. What I would give for my mama to have seen Plow & Hearth's Roll-Out Hardwood Pathway last spring before she saw these godforsaken DIY (read: guilt-your-son-into-doing-for-you) walkway path molds. That is, like...

Alpicool Portable Refrigerators/Freezers

$179 - $380 Amazon »

If you're off-gridding, off-roading, road tripping, or just hanging next to a 12/24V DC power supply this summer, save the ice for your drinks and swap out your cooler for one of Alpicool's portable refrigerator / freezer...

Koppers Martini Olive Chocolate Almonds

$7 Amazon »

Koppers called chocolate-covered almonds, pimento-stuffed olives, almond-stuffed olives, and pregnant women into a market research group to help them decide what the best flavor combination and psych-out optical illusion...

The Toilet Timer

$14.99 - $19.99 Katamco »

Just in time for Father's Day, the Toilet Timer is here to remind your old man to follow the same advice he's always given you: sh*t, or get off the pot...

TERRACOCK'n'BALLS Planter

$17.50 Etsy »

Seeing the TERRACOCK'n'BALLS Planter got me thinking there has to be a viable use out there for the term "cactus cock." Luckily, I didn't spend too much time crafting one before I thought to Google it to see if someone...

GiantMouse Morbid Mouse Mini Titanium Bottle Opener

The Morbid Mouse don't want no stinkin' cheese. He wants your bottles of craft brew. Your Dos Equis. Even your Bud Light Lime once you're wasted enough to forget it's twist off...

AuAg 55" Gaming Computer Desk

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The AuAg 55" gaming computer desk aims to be the gold...and the silver standard for gamers and their gear. The large desktop with "sleek carbon fiber texture" has enough space for a pair of 27" monitors, along with your...

DoyenCat Sushi Chef FunBox with Scratching Board

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If your cat is the next Jiro Ono of sushi chefs, but he eats every single piece of hamachi and maguro sashimi he slices before giving you any, does he still deserve a DoyenCat Sushi Chef FunBox with scratching board floor?...

Bookrest Lamp

$40.45 Amazon »

The Bookrest Lamp from Suck UK is a mighty lighty fine housewarming gift if I ever saw one. Obviously it serves as a warm nighttime reading light and a clever place to rest your book* after you've fallen asleep on it...

MagBak Magnetic Phone Cases & RFID Wallets

$29 - $49 MagBak »

Magnets have always got our backs - computers, electrical generators, MRI machines, the refrigerator door - and in MagBak's line of magnetic phone cases, RFID wallets, holders, and wireless chargers, they prove to have...

Plastic Bottle Rope Makers - Turn Trash Into Rope

$13 - $20 Grim Workshop »

Grim Workshop has struck gold plastic! The functional tool brand's new plastic rope bottle makers, the Cordage Card, Cordage Tag, and Cordage Micro Tool, look as fun to use as they do functional in use, and as burly as...

Transformers x Ghostbusters Ectotron Figure

$99.04 Amazon »

It's a monster mashup of epic proportions! Well, I guess the Transformers x Ghostbusters Ectotron Figure is more like a machine-spirit mashup, since it combines a Transformers Autobot with a Ghostbusters Ecto-1 Cadillac...

Trampoline Sprinkler

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One question that's been on my mind a lot lately is, how can we make trampolines more dangerous? Seems like Biubee has been pondering the same thing, but unlike me, they've come up with a terrific answer: a 49' long trampoline...