2-in-1 Indoor Electric BBQ Grill & Hot Pot

$135.69 - $259 Amazon »

Sizzle, stew, and BBQ the way you like it, and at the precise moment your piehole is ready to devour it with this 2-in-1 electric grill and hot pot. Available with either single or double nonstick grill pans and a connected...

Modernist x Gravity Weighted Robe

$130 Gravity »

The outlook for my WFH winter just got a whole lot heavier. This Weighted Robe, a collaboration between Modernist and Gravity, brings the anxiety-easing, stress-relieving, deep touch pressure stimulation of the weighted...

Kung Fu Double Whips

$168.88 Amazon »

Presumably, everybody has gotten their fill of Kung Fu Fighting. So how about for the next song we try our hands at some Kung Fu Double Whipping?...

Penis Print Face Mask

$13 Amazon »

On the one hand the Penis Print Face Mask brings its wearers dangerously close to eating a dick. But in a wonderful twist of irony, the Penis Print Face Mask will also protect them from having to do it!...

DIY Halloween Candy Slide

Spooky skeletons practice social distancing too, kids! This DIY Halloween Candy Slide from Wicked Makers isn't just a COVID-friendly addition to safe trick-or-treating in 2020, it's a charming and fun way to deliver Fun...

Shower Toga - Shower & Change Privately in Public

$34.95 Amazon »

While I've never tried the Shower Toga myself, it certainly looks like a more compact, comfortable, and overall practical way to shower and change privately in public than a pair of suspenders strapped to a whiskey barrel...

Steno SR Pro-1 Pocket Sized Sound Booth

$259 Amazon »

See that dude with his mouth against the Steno SR Pro-1? He's using the pocket-sized sound booth to blow out a stirring cover of Miley Cyrus' "Midnight Sky" on the bus to work. And thanks to the device's 100% noise cancellation...

ICEY - No Ice, No Blender Homemade Frozen Drinks

$39 - $55 Kickstarter »

I know frozen drink season is about over, but ICEY wants you to plan for next summer with their new no ice, no blender (and allegedly no mess) homemade frozen drink cup crowdfunding campaign. Those who pledge for the...

Grid Antimicrobial Copper Wallet

$85 GRID »

The Grid Antimicrobial Copper Wallet would like to take you off the Grid. And by "you" I mean any bacteria and viruses that dare try to infiltrate its armor - the Grid Copper starts killing them upon contact...

Radiate Portable Campfire

$27.99 - $28.99 Amazon »

Radiate Portable Campfire: Because Campfire in a Can was already taken. And by this, a propane-fueled burner with removable canister that hardly even lives up to its name!...

Finger Weights for Musicians, Athletes & Gamers

Sold Out Amazon »

While these Finger Weights say they increase power, speed, control, reaction time, endurance, and finesse for musicians, athletes, and gamers, I think we can all agree those benefits come well after the very first things...

Tarus 2x2 Motorcycle

The good news is the Tarus 2x2 Motorcycle costs only $1,700. The bad news is the Tarus 2x2 Motorcycle is available only in Russia. At least at printing. Its designers are looking at export options, though they warn the...

Chameleon Colors Color Balls

$44.09 Amazon »

Arts & crafts meets dodgeball! Chameleon Colors Color Balls are little sacks o' fun - the kind that won't get you pregnant, and won't land you in the fetal position if handled the wrong way - filled with chalk powders...

Retro VHS Cassette Lamp

$20.03 - $33.40 Etsy »

Handmade by Nancy's Jars, these retro VHS Cassette Lamps have found a VCR-free way to bring your favorite films in your favorite format back to your living room. The lights come in dozens of different movie titles, from...

E63: What Is This Thing?

$24 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 63 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

WaterPrepared Emergency Water Storage Tank

$497 - $827 Amazon »

Lotta bottles of Dasani it's gonna take to fill one of WaterPrepared's 160-gallon Emergency Water Storage Tanks. And don't even get me started on how many grocery store shelves I'll have to clear out if my mama decides...

Line Cutterz Ring - Quick Fishing Line Cutter

$11.75 - $16.99 Amazon »

The Line Cutterz ring makes cutting fishing line a snap - right through the dual-sided stainless steel blade nestled under the protective curve of the tool's raised top. Line Cutterz can snip through braid, fluorocarbon...

Beer Foaming Stones

Beer Foaming Stones: They Give Good Head...

SubSafe Sub Sandwich Container

$24.99 Amazon »

Think of the SubSafe sub sandwich container - or hoagie, grinder, hero, po' boy, whatever your regional dialect dictates container - as a sammy condom. It encapsulates your lunch so you can stick it in a bag or cooler...

Magical Flames Ultimate Flames Campfire Colorant

Sold Out Amazon »

Magical Flames believes they have one-upped themselves with Ultimate Flames, a campfire colorant that burns with "35% more color!" than their original fire-tinting tincture. And that's great! Campfires are mesmerizing...

Cloud Chair

Cloud Chair? No. Shota Urasaki's A' Design Award-winning piece of seating is a Sheep Chair. A Sheep With 128 Legs Chair, aka, a Sheep After I Polish Off a Whole Bottle of Hornitos on My RV Trip to the Country Chair. Except...

The Easy Fermenter Starter Kit

Discontinued

The Easy Fermenter Starter Kit reminds me of how I could eat kimchi by the jar. And sauerkraut. And I would too if my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, didn't at best crinkle her nose, and at worst make gagging sounds...

Top It Germ-Thwarting Cake Shield

$4.99 - $14.99 Top It Cake Shield »

Seems like the Top It Cake Shield and I have differing opinions on the perfect slice of birthday cake. See, I believe no slice of birthday cake is complete without a spit shower of sprinkles on top, delivered, of course...

M48 Cyclone Spear

$107.99 Amazon »

If United Cutlery learned anything from their M48 Cyclone fixed blade knife it's that bigger isn't always better...but it looks pretty damn cool when extended to lengths any serious zombie slayer might covet. Behold the...