The Cold Steel Mini Torpedo is a toothpick...for your eyes. Well. Only if you're not careful. Cold Steel followed up its original throwing torpedo with this 12" mini version that's equally viable for target throwing...

Too hot? Too cold? Like Nate Dogg and Warren G, the Polar Seal GEMM is here to regulate. The GEMM is a discreet, all-season wearable that hangs around your neck to provide instant cooling after a run, a day in the sun...

The eyes are a window to...what you drank last night. Your sinus problems and seasonal allergies. How much sleep you're getting. Whether or not you're really over the breakup. So, yeah, your soul. And if you're not into...

It's fitting that the iSiLER Portable Ceramic Space Heater is bright yellow because that color communicates sun and warmth. And also mustard. And if you were around this time last year, French's Yellow Mustard Ice Cream...

If you've never been hit in the face with a basketball, the ceilingSWISH indoor mini basketball hoop is the perfect opportunity to get in some good practice. At least the "rock" that comes with this ceiling-mounted hoop...

What's shakin', bacon? Aw, you know. Just hangin' out. The Bacon Clothesline is a statement piece made to get conversations, and salivary glands, flowing. Made for cooks, foodies, and Santa Claus (because what do you...

If you thought "Flight of the Bumblebee" was fast played on a normal piano, you should see the speed at which the Piano WiFi 6 Router can tinkle it out. Or rather, let you stream it on your laptop while one kid attends...

The O3 Pure Eco Wash is an ozone-generating unit that connects to your existing washer, bringing your dirty clothes a green laundry system that cleans without soap, detergent, or anything resembling a Tide Pod. Best of...

"I am Groot! I have his suit!" But this time, instead of sacrificing myself to save the Guardians of the Galaxy, I will die of financial ruin for what I just spent on my Halloween costume. No regrets, though, this handmade...

Set booty traps with the Alarm Signaling Device, an intruder-... Dude, it's "booby traps." That's what I said! Booby traps! God. These guys! So like I was saying, set booby traps with the Alarm Signaling Device, an intruder...

Alessi calling this arc lighter the "Firebird 2.0" is like me calling this pool float the "Waterbird 2.0." I mean, I get the fire, but there's nothing bird about the lighter's design. I know it's probably too uncouth...

The Lost Atlantis desk light enshrouds legend, mystery, and a creepy sea monster that isn't Cthulhu or the Kraken in a 5cm cube ready to deck out your desktop...

Are you STOIC enough to work standing on a plank of nails? Cook as your feet and ankles stay active atop a Redwoods forest bed? Home school while balancing on and fidgeting through Flathead River rocks? monkii's STOIC...

The Winterial Downhill Inflatable Snow Sled is about to blow up your winter recreation. Word on the street is that snow sport alternatives to skiing and snowboarding are going to be especially popular in 2020 since social...

It's another Trinken to facilitate drinken. The Trinken Contoured Carbon Fiber Hip Flask is made to feel as good in your pocket as it looks tipped to your mouth. The flask's carbon fiber construction and curved design...

While the M48 Kommando Tactical Hiking Staff & Survival Axe doesn't seem like nearly as bad of an idea as the "machete multi-tool" that is the Omniblade, one thing I would recommend to anyone trekking with the dual-use...

deeTOOL MAN says installation of their Door Draft Stopper "is a breeze," Hmmm. Given what the cold air barricade is intended to curtail, I might have gone with a different expression. Like, installing the Door Draft Stopper...

The Dad Hoodie. Guess it wouldn't have been a good marketing move to portmanteau those words for this men's zip-up with 6 internal pockets for stashing all Daddy's baby gear into...The Doodie. Nah, probably not...

Welcome to Edition 65 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Seeing the Barfly Tapered Beech Wood Ice Pick reminds me I wanted to ask: Mind if I pick your brain for a moment?...

Hoop time, hoop time... I mean, Bed time, bed time... I mean, Hoop time, bed time, hoop bed! The Basketball Bunk Bed from Tanglewood Design is the ultimate young NBA hopeful's bedroom installation. The combo shooting...

Poop Bingo. Also Known as Your 2020 Bingo Card. Full of pandemics and political unrest, fires and floods, murder hornets and the cancellation of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Basically every steaming pile of shit you...

The Baby Yodas in Amazon's limited edition The Mandalorian The Child 6-Pin Set have something poking out besides their ears. No! You dirty minds! Metal skewers soldered to each of their backs, so you can flair up your...