Life-Size Climbing Zombie

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My mama asked me to decorate her house for Halloween, so...one dozen Life-Size Climbing Zombies it is. I hate carving pumpkins...

Potato Parcel - Your Face on a Real Potato

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Never thought you bore much of a resemblance to Mr. or Mrs. Potato Head, eh? Well. Just wait 'til you see your head on a potato. Potato Parcel is a potato printing press that customizes spuds with the photos and images...

AstroReality Augmented Reality NASA Space Mug

$17.95 Amazon »

Ergonomic, aircraft-inspired, and AR ready to launch! The NASA Space Mug from AstroReality looks kind of like the arm of an astronaut's spacesuit after someone's grabbed it really hard begging them not to go on the mission...

The Book of Unusual Knowledge

$9.99 Amazon »

Did you know peeing on a jellyfish sting will ease the pain? I didn't learn that from The Book of Unusual Knowledge. Because it's not a piece of unusual knowledge. It's a lie. Tested and proven several years ago by yours...

E67: What Is This Thing?

$8.99 - $9.29 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 67 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Welaxy Drawer Organizer Trays

$39.99 Amazon »

Desk a cluttered mess? Junk drawer overflowing? Workshop look like a tsunami victim? Craft room - oh Baby Jesus, the craft room... Just take a deep breath, and Welaxy...

Meal Socks Box

$24.99 Amazon »

Why do my burger & fries taste like cardboard? Actually, it's more like...poly-cotton yarn. Better wash it away with my beer - ugh! My beer tastes like sweaty feet! What is this, Heineken?...

Prepara Tastemaker Liquor Infuser

$9.89 Amazon »

Prepara's Tastemaker Craft Liquor Infuser knows it takes you mere seconds to pour a shot of vodka, a minute to mix a vodka tonic, and a couple more to shake up the perfect Lemon Drop or Bloody Mary. But. If you're willing...

Pizza Hut Foosball Pizza Box

The Foosball Pizza Box is a collaboration between Pizza Hut and advertising agency Ogilvy created to celebrate the start of football season. (To Americans still living inside your tiny little American pizza boxes, I am...

In addition to calling this collection of Halloween costumes "pandemic friendly" I would call Halloween itself a pandemic friendly holiday. So many options either inherently have full-head and face masks, or make it easy to wear your own face mask with them...

9' Tall Inflatable Squid Halloween Costume

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Looks...squid-shy. A 9' tall inflatable squid Halloween costume is going to make a lot of things about life difficult while you're wearing it. Dancing. Sitting down. Walking through doorways. Dude. Peeing or pooing. Better...

Sexy Mail-In Ballot Halloween Costume

$29.95 Yandy »

Oh, don't tell me you weren't expecting a Sexy Mail-In Ballot Halloween Costume for 2020. You had to know, more than any other year in recent memory, this one was going to bring the cringers, eye rollers, and stomach...

Qdo Birdie Swing Nest - Teacup with Infuser & Lid

$18.39 Amazon »

A little birdie told me...uh...that little birdies don't like to be stuffed with tea leaves and dunked in boiling water. Even when Qdo gives them their very own swing and nest to hang out to dry on when the steeping's...

Adidas Adilette Clogs

$45 Adidas »

Adidas' Adilette Clogs are the quarantine baby you never knew you...never wanted...

BoxDog Custom Dog Subscription Boxes

If you thought your dog liked the bunched up brown paper and cardboard packing materials that come inside boxes you order for yourself, wait 'til your favorite fur buddy sees what's inside a BoxDog subscription box. Toys!...

8BitDo Arcade Stick for Nintendo Switch & Windows

$89.88 Amazon »

While much of 2020 has been out of our control, 8BitDo reminds us something big, something uniting is coming in November that puts things very much in our control: the 8BitDo Arcade Stick. The Arcade Stick is an oversized...

F*ck That's Hot! Cookbook

$20.28 Amazon »

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the...F*ck That's Hot! cookbook. Author Billy Law's 60 Recipes to Up the Heat in the Kitchen are all about bringing the fire of chili peppers to your food, and to your mouth. In...

Staircase Storage Basket

$67.96 Amazon »

Welp, this Staircase Storage Basket is certainly a step up from strewing toys and books and shoes across the stairs. But would Marie Kondo wet herself over it? Would she approve at all? Or consider the wicker basket an...

Chopsy Smart Chopping Board

$99 - $129 Kickstarter »

From the Chopsy Chopping Board test kitchen: Chop, chop, everyone gather 'round. I've just met with the board and have some cutting remarks to share with you. We're almost ready to send slashers into the homes of all...

Alpha Industries Apollo MA-1 Flight Jacket

$200 Amazon »

One good way to let everyone know you were a NASA Apollo program astronaut is to wear an Alpha Industries Apollo MA-1 Flight Jacket. And if you weren't a NASA Apollo program astronaut? Well. Look at all the dudes who...

Fellowes Elea Suspended Desk Chair

$1,199 Fellowes »

Fellowes' new Elea suspended desk chair aims to get your workday in full swing - natural, supported, ergonomic swing - whether you're at the office or scooted up to the dining table in your makeshift WFH setup...

Polar Seal Heated Zip Tops

$199 Polar Seal »

Polar Seal's Heated Zip Tops are favorites of Olympic skiers and Arctic explorers. People who chill...to the bone...in alpine conditions. People who understand that, baby, it's beyond cold outside, and head out anyway...

Tetra Soap - Slip-Free Bar Soap

$20 Tetra Soap »

Tetra Soap is here to ruin the ol' drop a bar of slippery soap in the shower joke: this tetrapod-shaped sudser swears to be 100% slip-free when you use it...

Talon Ice Tongs

$21 Amazon »

You think you have to protect your little furry friends from the sharp claws of flying predators? Better start minding your ice cubes too. The Talon Ice Tongs are coming for them...