Clamp-On Desk Pegboard

$44.99 - $70 Amazon »

Cluttered. Disorganized. In need of a privacy screen that will hide the non-work-related things I'm doing on my laptop. You've got me pegged, VIVO. And it appears you've also got me a Clamp-On Desk Pegboard to address...

TMNT Turtles in Time 1/4 Scale Arcade Cabinet Replica

$299.99 Numskull »

The Heroes in a Half Shell get an arcade cabinet in a quarter scale. The Turtles in Time Quarter Arcade Cabinet is a precise, and fully playable, 1/4 scale replica of Konami's 1991 release. It's built with wood, uses...

Clutch Gas Socks

$9.99 Amazon »

Boostnatics' Clutch Gas Socks were obviously made for gearheads, and would indeed be a fine gift for car enthusiasts. But so too would they be an excellent gift for teens learning to drive a stick shift. Speaking from...

EaZy MealZ Bacon Rack & Tray Set

$26.99 - $29.99 Amazon »

I'm not sure if bacon qualifies as a whole MealZ, but it is definitely EaZy to prepare with this Bacon Rack & Tray Set. And if you disagree - about the whole MealZ part, that is - be sure to get the XL size of the brand's...

Deeply Satisfying Poo In Progress Bathroom Warning Sign

$8.75 Amazon »

People think it's nasty, or at least poor manners at the dinner table, to talk about poo. Poo consistency. Poo shapes. Poo volume. And even poo feelings, which I particularly don't understand, because in every other aspect...

Abode Gale Cordless Fan

$99 Abode »

Abode Gale is a cordless fan that's personal in size and powerful in action. Its 9-hour battery life and slim, 700-gram design make the Gale an easy grab-and-go companion as you move throughout your home or office, and...

Burning $100 Bill Area Rug

Sold Out Amazon »

Your hundo's burning a hole in your pocket, mine's burning a hole in my floor. The Burning $100 Bill Area Rug. What a disturbing showstopper. And not just for its detailed minting and realistic flames, but for the message...

Better Breader Batter Bowl

$21.99 Amazon »

Obviously I'm getting this Better Breader Batter Bowl as a gift for my mama so that I can shake up a few pieces of chicken, and then when we all sit down to eat it, turn to my raving Aunt Jan and say, "It's the Better...

Super Mario Bros. Piranha Plant Slippers

$28.98 Amazon »

Slide your feet into the Super Mario Bros. Piranha Plant Slippers, and enjoy plush comfort, 80s gaming nostalgia, and some serious pop culture drip. And the cost? Only...your life...

E190: What Is This Thing?

$19.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 190 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Bauhutte Knee Cushion Laptop Table

$116 Bauhutte »

No desk? No problem. The Bauhutte Knee Cushion Laptop Table is a useful and snazzy gift for teens and students without a lot of space to do their work (and, more importantly, their gaming). The spin on a lap desk could...

Vabroom 2-in-1 Sweeper with Built-in Vacuum

$72.67 Amazon »

Life could be a dream / Life could be a dream / Do-roo-do-do, Vabroom / Life could be a dream / Vabroom, if my broom were made to do a little more / If it could suck this pile of crap up off the floor / Life could be...

Clothespin Bench

$9,400 - $14,300 Etsy »

This Clothespin Bench, handmade by Matheson Woodwork, has a gripping story behind it. Well, gripping might be an exaggeration, but given the clamping nature of the subject matter, I'm going with it...

Frog Clogs

$9.99 - $18.99 Amazon »

Feeling froggy today? Then guide those fidgety fingers, darting eyes, and doom-scrolling thumbs on over here, to a pair of Frog Clogs. I promise, amphibious footwear will be the most ribbeting thing you see online all...

MiniMeis G4 Shoulder Carrier

$129 Amazon »

I've often wondered how parents carry kids on their shoulders without the kids jerking backwards or toppling sideways and falling off. And what the MiniMeis G4 Shoulder Carrier indicates to me is: sometimes the kids do...

Spark Sofa

$4,600 Jun Wang Studio »

Ultra-modern transparent aesthetic: check. Standout colors: check. A'Design Award for furniture design: check. Hard plastic construction that pretty much ensures no one will ever F up your couch because no one will ever...

Screw Chek'r SAE/Inch Screw Identifier

$20.63 Amazon »

Ever want to know what kind of screw you're dealing with before you get too involved with it? Same. The Screw Chek'r is a pocket-, or toolbox-, sized 1/8" steel plate that will help you identify any screw you encounter...

LEVUS Zero Gravity Ergonomic Workstation

$4,300 LEVUS »

Weightlessness. Ergonomics for your back, eyes, and arms. Total comfort. Total workstation pimp-out. I get it, LEVUS, I do. But I also see the photos of people using your zero gravity ergonomic workstation, and I see...the...

Beer Glass Dart Sharpener Keychain

$6.97 Amazon »

It would seem you'd have to really like playing darts and really like drinking beer to own a Beer Glass Dart Sharpener Keychain, but, I mean, I'd say I'm 5/10 on the first and 7/10 on the second, and I'd still buy one...

3D Clay Printer

$3,499 - $45,500 3D Potter »

3D Potter clay printers look to be almost as talented as the ghost of Patrick Swayze. On a technical level, 3D PotterBots might even be more talented, given that the industrial-grade version of the printers can 3D print...

The man, the myth, the dude, the DAD. Whether you're here to find a Father's Day gift for the spankin' new daddy of an infant, or the rickety bones of the old man who raised you into a gettin'-old man yourself, I've got 18 suggestions here that are sure to pass the paternity test...

heat it Smartphone-Powered Bug Bite Healer

$39.95 heat it »

I don't always need a heat it smartphone-powered bug bite healer, but when I do, I need it dos equis more than I need anything else in life at that moment. The red bumps, the tortuous itch, the ability of mosquitos to...

Water Rocket Sprinkler Toy

$12.99 Amazon »

No combustion during this rocket's blastoff, just a five-foot plume of cool water from the garden hose, ready for some summertime fun. The water rocket toy is part spaceship sprinkler, part StratoLauncher, made to keep...

TowelMaid Outdoor Towel & Pool Toy Storage Racks

$149.99 - $169.99 Amazon »

A TowelMaid outdoor towel and pool toy storage rack may not be very exciting in and of itself, but what a TowelMaid indicates - that you have outdoor towels and pool toys that need to be stored, because you actually have...