Powermask Breath Trainer & Sensory Deprivation Mask

$152 - $179 Silentmode »

The Powermask by Silentmode brings on a blackout. Calibrates noise isolation. Activates sensory deprivation. And encourages you to enhance your mind just like you would your body - through regular workouts...

Boob Pots (NSFW)

$20 Etsy »

A little succulence to display your succulents, anyone? These are Boob Pots. Knocker planters. Fun bag flower displays. And possibly the only thing about them that is as titillating as the Boob Pots themselves is the...

Subscription boxes are the gift that keeps on giving - in a good way - and this roundup of the 12 best gift subscription boxes for 2020 contain what I would consider to be a well-rounded, cross-genre collection of goodies to suit anyone on your holiday shopping list...

Star Wars Rugs

$108 - $729 Ruggable »

This collection of Star Wars Rugs from Ruggable is...illuminating. I mean, the Dark side in black-and-white damask. TIE Fighters in abstract houndstooth. The Empire Strikes Back in blue toile! I'm finally starting to...

Mini Materials Construct-a-Block Sets

$12 - $40 Mini Materials »

Want a building brick that's a little more...concrete? Mini Materials Construct-a-Blocks are 1:12 scale building sets based on the company's popular miniature cinder blocks, but with nubs and notches rather than complete...

These 21 funky & unique gifts for the home will add some freshness and flair to your living space, along with quenching the thirst to redecorate you may be experiencing as 2020 continues to keep us at home. My wife, for one, went on an online shopping rampage over the summer, buying new furniture...

18 Fun & Quirky Gifts Everyone Will Be Talking About

Some of these 18 fun & quirky gifts everyone will be talking about could double as White Elephant or Dirty Santa gifts, but most are legit presents for the holidays that are just a little less mainstream. And while you'll...

Dr. Sheffield's Chocolate Toothpaste

$11.99 Amazon »

Chocolate, a food typically associated with causing cavities, is now used to prevent them? What witchcraft is your Chocolate Toothpaste, Dr. Sheffield?...

Nix Mini 2 Portable Color Matching Tool

$79 Amazon »

The Nix Color Sensor, a portable color matching tool, has 2-point-ohed its original version, which the company describes as "like the eyedropper tool, but for real life." The geometric EDC tool for artists, designers...

What makes this year's holiday gift list for men specifically 16 cool gifts for men? As I was putting the collection together, I noticed there's no cutting edge technology on it, no run-of-the-mill smart home or internet of things things. Sure, there's some standard "man stuff," like tools and kits...

GloFX Hypno Levitation Wand

$79.99 Amazon »

Missing your EDM festivals? Kids in need of a new hobby? Ready to ring in 2021 - and bid farewell with a capital F-you to 2020 - with a stay-at-home LED light show? Well push aside the furniture and get Grandma's glass...

Tire Water Bottle

Sold Out Amazon »

Put your La Croix in a Tire Water Bottle and it will never go flat! Yuk, yuk...yeah, I don't know. There's a joke along those lines in there somewhere...

Labrador Rug

$149.08 Etsy »

This Labrador Rug from Lillycrop Design blew my mind when I found it last night. Yes, it was late and I was overtired, but I was neither drunk nor high, and this optical illusion tripped me out. First I was like, "Labrador...

Shadow Fighter - Fight Against a Wall-Projected Ninja

$28 Amazon »

Time to shadow box a real live shadow! The Shadow Fighter Game from Fotorama projects a Shadow Ninja onto your wall, so you...er, your kiddos ages 4 and up can practice their martial arts moves, and enjoy some friendly...

E73: What Is This Thing?

$19.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 73 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Shashibo Shape-Shifting Box

$23.99 - $79.99 Amazon »

Shashibo shape-shifting box creator Andreas Hoenigschmid is a sand artist. Or, to go for alliteration gold, a shand artist. For his Shashibo puzzle boxes, Hoenigschmid projects the same love of design and geometry, but...

Puking Kitty Gravy Boat

Sold Out Amazon »

The Puking Kitty Gravy Boat is bllleeeccchhh! for the 2020 holiday season. In 2012 the couple behind the Puking Kitty puked up their first gravy boat in the likeness of their rescue cat, Mr. B. They ran the design as...

Ear Tsubo Pressure Point Cat Massagers

Everyone knows nothing stimulates pressure points and releases tension like playing with a kitty. Yours, someone else's, it really doesn't matter. But what might surprise you here is that in order to play with these kitties...

Marvel Spider Man Streetlight LED Desk Lamp

$79.99 Amazon »

My Spidey Sense tells me this Marvel Spider Man Streetlight LED Desk Lamp is a bright idea for a study / WFH gift, or gift for a geek who will get a kick out of hangin' with a hangin' Spider-Man whenever they need a little...

Kailo Nanotech Bio-Antenna Pain Patch

Discontinued

Kailo Patch: a giant nanotech pain in my ass, or a miracle solution for the giant pain in my decidedly not-nano ass? The nanocapacitor-packed patch Kailo makers say acts as a "bio-antenna" to turn off pain wherever you...

My Little Golden Book About Ruth Bader Ginsburg

$5.58 Amazon »

My Little Golden Book About Ruth Bader Ginsburg brings the late, great Supreme Court Justice RBG into homes as both an educational bedtime bonding tool for parents and children, and the best piece of collector's merch...

Stove Top Stuffing Dinner Jacket

Discontinued

What is a Stove Top Stuffing Dinner Jacket made of? An interior lining of minced chicken, soaked and crisped bread crumbs, and savory caramelized onions. The outside, in a surprise appearance, and an affront to people...

Aromatherapy Shower Steamers

$17.99 - $19.99 Amazon »

Obviously I'm writing about Cleverfy Aromatherapy Shower Steamers because my wife put them on her Christmas list this year, and I'm recommending them to you dudes as great options for gifts for your girlfriends and wives...

The Gingerbread Kama Sutra

$14.29 Amazon »

Can't sex me, I'm the Gingerbread Man! Oh yeah, Gingie? The Gingerbread Kama Sutra disagrees. Equal parts tasty and sexually adventurous, Patti Paige's cookbook combines her signature recipes for gingerbread and icing...