Martian Notifier Smartwatch

$35.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

It's a deal that's out of this world. Get the Martian Notifier Smartwatch for 72% off retail value from Dude Exclusives. Sure, the Martian isn't the newest wearable on the market, but in a way that's even better because...

Solid Chocolate Revolver

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Why pack heat when you can pack sweets? (Plus a few pounds onto your butt and gut.) This revolver from Chocolate Weapons is an exact, full-size replica molded from almost a pound of solid milk chocolate. It comes in a...

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LELO TIANI 24K Couple's Massager

Giveaway: LELO TIANI 24K Couple's Massager

By: LELO »

DUDE READER BONUS: The LELO TIANI 24K Couple's Massager giveaway entry period may be over, but you still have a chance to score! Enter the coupon code DUDEIWANTTHAT at LELO checkout and save an additional 20% on your...

Console Vaults

$279 - $289 from Amazon »

You're 10 minutes away from 12-gauge cold rolled plate steel. Console Vault makes truck / SUV console safes that slide in and secure to factory console bolts in an easy 10 minutes. Welded tab and notch seams, a 3-point...

Wooden Boat Bathtub

Rub-a-dub-dub, I want a wooden boat bathtub. Even more than I want a Hot Tub Tug Boat. Because while the latter may be slightly cooler and more likely to help me win friends and influence people, Unique Wood Design's...

Batman v. Superman Rock Em Sock Em Robots

$19.99 from Amazon »

I don't know why these two kids can't just get along. Buuuuut...since they can't...let's help them beat the crap out of each other. Some enterprising entity has created a duo of Rock Em Sock Em Robots to complement the...

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Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo & Duo (NSFW)

$99 - $139 from DudeIWantThat.com »

It's not that obvious what a Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo or Duo is just by looking at it. Could be some sort of silicone heat-resistant pot-holder and meat-grabber something for the kitchen. But it's called a Hot Octopuss...

Oak Murphy Door

$1,499 from Amazon »

Business in the front, party in the back. Tuck away your bordello or other flavor of bachelor fun house behind this fine, sophisticated Murphy Door. The 4' hinged system keeps it classy, plus gives you some extra shelving...

Doomsday Pendant Lamp

$69.99 from IKEA »

Is it a spaceship spilling out superlaser light that will vaporize us all, or is it our planet itself, heating up at its core, splitting at the seams, and beginning its explosion outward into great ball of flame and fury?...

Mediflow Waterbase Pillow

$39.99 from Amazon »

All the Goldilockses of the world who are finicky about too big, too small, too puffy, and too flat, Mediflow has created a pillow they believe will always be your Just Right. The Waterbase Pillow combines a 5" top layer...

Sansaire Steak Aging Sauce

$24.99 from Amazon »

If you've got a Crock-Pot or a fancy foodie sous vide cooker, Sansaire says their Steak Aging Sauce will infuse your meat with "the complex flavor of dry aging" in no more than the amount of time it takes you to cook...

IllumiBowl Toilet Night Light

$16.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

The IllumiBowl is a toilet night light that gives you: A) an alternative to blasting your eyes with the overhead light in the bathroom; B) a fun way to help potty train your kids; and C) a better chance of not whizzing...

RoguePak Reusable & Recylabe Reservoirs

$19.96 - $23.95 from Amazon »

Water bladders like the ones in Platypus or CamelBak packs are actually pretty great if you're into endurance-based activities. Hiking. Long bike rides. Binge watching Full House in anticipation of the Fuller House premiere....

2-Person Black Jacuzzi

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I bet my girlfriend will be my Valentine if I get this sick black jacuzzi bathtub. In fact, I bet all of my girlfriend's girlfriends will also be my Valentine if I get it. Six adjustable massage jets. Eight powerful back...

The UFO Cabin

$580 - $680 from Treehotel »

You've got 10 days to get to Sweden if you want to watch The X-Files 2016 premiere in this UFO Cabin. You might want to bring a flatscreen and a satellite too, since this Treehotel accommodation is all about disconnecting...

NES30 Pro Bluetooth Game Controller

$36.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

It's not just wireless, it's also universal. Sort of. You can't use this NES30 Pro Bluetooth controller to play games on any platform, but you can use it to finger yourself to victory (errr...maybe I'll reword that when...

Cuisinart Griddler Compact Grill Centro

$63.87 from Amazon »

Sure, you can please all meat party preferences cooking up some mighty fine kebabs and dogs on the bottom of Cuisinart's Griddler Compact Grill Centro, along with burgers and chops on the top, but the real beauty of this...

Vanguard Personal Gaming Environment

$342.99 - $379.99 from Amazon »

GAEMS calls its Vanguard a "premier Personal Gaming Environment (PGE)" and I hope they're right because to me it just looks like a TV screen and some speakers built into a briefcase. To give them the benefit of the doubt...

Pizza Scissors

$16.55 from Amazon »

I have acquired some choice props and accessories throughout my quest to assemble the baddest ass Super Bowl 50 party known to mankind:...

Star Wars Where's the Wookiee?

$8.11 - $13.95 from Amazon »

Bonding with your kids is never easier than when there's something in it for you too. Like catching a fish. Witnessing a buzzer beater. Finding a Wookiee. Sure, Waldo isn't the worst dude for you and Mini You to be on...

Nano Tool 3-Pack

$24.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

The makers of the KeySmart want to make your keychain ToolSmart too. Their 3-piece set of Nano Tools includes a Nano Wrench, Nano Ruler, and Nano Socket, each of which slips on your keychain to serve as your portable...

Night Sky Playing Cards

$5.95 from Amazon »

They won't do much to improve your poker game, but these Night Sky playing cards will give you a leg up on learning the constellations. Each of the deck's 52 depicts a sky full of stars with a different outlined constellation....

Toker Poker Glow-in-the-Dark Smoker's Tool

$16.95 from Amazon »

Ergonomics aren't just for desk chairs and keyboards anymore. Stoners need their specialized tools to feel comfortable during repetitive and long term use too. 'Cause what good is smoking a bowl to alleviate the pain...

The Wave Bed

$826.99 - $926.99 from Amazon »

Grab your lady, or your Tenga, and catch a wave. This contemporary wave-like bed smacks just enough of the 80s, my golden years of childhood, that I kind of love it. The frame comes in black, brown, or white faux leather...

Carpet Chair

$13,050 from Mousarris »

When you're a genie, or Cypriot designer Stelios Mousarris, you don't just know how to make magic carpets fly, you know how to bend and fold them into a creative and elegant seating option to use when you're not in the...

PT Blaster Steerable Sled

$29.31 from Amazon »

Granted, it makes for some good video footage when the kids hop on a sled and crash into a tree, but the aftermath is usually a lot better when they complete the run without incident. Flexible Flyer's PT Blaster gives...

Paracord Watches

$114.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

WeBBem styles up survival with their Traveler and Overlander Paracord Watches, both fine-looking timepieces attached to straps woven from usable 550 paracord. Both watches have a 316L marine-grade stainless steel bodies...

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Black Ember Modular Backpack

Giveaway: Black Ember Modular Backpack

If James Bond needed a backpack to tote his textbooks and laptop to physics class, a Black Ember is what he'd choose. Modular, waterproof, and very, very black, these bags are customizable with an array of accessories...

Nixie Flying Wearable Camera

By: Nixie »

The Nixie may be a ways from reality--and your wrist--but its live demo debut at CES 2016 proves it's a lot more than a few mockup drawings and some dude's dream (or, in this case, a dude and a dudette). The wearable...

Cooper Cooler 60-Second Beer Chiller

$69.99 - $79.55 from Amazon »

Mmm, there's nothing I love more than a nice warm beer. Except maybe a tetanus shot. The Cooper Cooler is similar to the SpinChill, but bigger, faster, and with a plug. It cools a 12-ounce can or bottle of beer from an...

Hippopotamus Sofa

It's too late to say you want a hippopotamus for Christmas, but maybe if you're real good, kids, Mommy or Daddy (or Sugar Daddy, ladies) will get you a hippopotamus for Valentine's Day. This one you won't even have to...

Diamond Whiskey Decanter

$129 from Amazon »

When me and my friend Cornelius host our Super Bowl 50 box pool I think we're going to start a yearly tradition of giving this Diamond Whiskey Decanter to the winner as a trophy. Filled with the alcohol of his choice....

NEMO Puffin Blankets

$99.95 - $169.95 from Amazon »

NEMO's Puffin Blanket is essentially a sleeping bag, un-mummified and without the zipper. It provides cozy, camping-quality warmth around the open fire or in front of the fireplace when the temperature drops, or the mood...

Mighty Marquee Desk Light

$49.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Lights make it easier see other things, but these Marquee custom light boxes make it easier to see the light. The twist on desk lamps come with 3 rectangular "marquees" depicting throwback graphics from Atari Centipede...

Heated Chip & Dip Tray

$15.99 from Amazon »

Yeah I want some heated queso. That stays heated from dip 1 to dip 100. And now that you mention it, I would be amenable to some peripherally warm tortilla chips too. Why is the Heated Chip & Dip tray not a staple at...

Kangaroo Flexible Light

$99.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

I can think of a lot of things to name a hexagonal light that bends and folds like a partially deflated pool float and looks like one of the puckered dining room chair cushions my grandma used to have. "Kangaroo" isn't...

EHang 184 AAV - Life-Size Rideable Drone

By: EHANG »

EHang cut its teeth on drone manufacturing a couple years ago with the GHOSTDRONE, a quadcopter they dub "smart" and "the easiest drone to fly in the world." But now it's 2016. Smart and easy to fly are standards. EHang...

Livart Electric BBQ Grill

$56 from Amazon »

Don't judge this electric grill's capabilities by the video, which is pretty much just a montage of the most grisly, gag-inducing foods one could put to heat. Judge it by its tight checkerboard of rack squares, perfect...

Bimek SLV - The Sperm Switch (NSFW)

By: Bimek »

Condoms or Dr. Snip. It's slim pickin's for dudes in the contraception department. And condoms are kinda lame due to the whole desensitization thing. And a vasectomy is kinda lame due to the whole sterilization thing....

The Food Lab: Better Home Cooking Through Science

$29.97 from Amazon »

Is it bad to get my girlfriend a book that will teach her how to cook me delicious meals with balls-on scientific accuracy for Valentine's Day? (Remember, I'm making her an origami Swift Wind too.) Yeah, I think you're...

Inception Coffee Table

$5,425 from Mousarris »

Designer and model maker Stelios Mousarris calls this coffee table his Wave City, but you know this stellar assemblage of a city folding on top of itself comes straight from the trippy scenes of the movie Inception. Mousarris...

KarbonOptix Carbon Fiber Sunglasses

$189.99 from Amazon »

Have you ever been like, Where are my sunglasses?! Where are my sunglasses?! only to realize they're right on top of your head? Or your face? Get a pair of KarbonWorx's KarbonOptix carbon fiber sunglasses and that's going...

UrbanPro Ultra-Light Tech Backpack

$99.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

OK, the UrbanPro Tech Backpack looks a little like a compartmentalized Hefty garbage bag (which is actually great news if wearing a garbage bag is your style). But think about a Hefty garbage bag for a second, about its...

StinkBOSS Shoe & Gear Deodorizer

$169.99 from Amazon »

The worst thing I've ever smelled in my life is a tie between some fish I accidentally left in the trash before going on vacation and the inside of a hockey glove. I imagine all used hockey gear, and football gear for...

Teslasuit - Full-Body Haptic Suit

$1,100 - $3,665 from Teslasuit »

No, the Teslasuit is not for racing your Tesla. Or, more realistically, the Teslasuit is not a 3-piece Armani with embroidered logos and a gold-threaded pocket square to wear while cruising your Model S around the suburbs....

The Beard Bro Beard-Shaping Tool

$17.79 from Amazon »

Men, are you tired of spending precious minutes in the morning grooming and edging your perfect specimen of manliness (well, the one on your face anyway) only to end up looking like your 6-year-old shaved you after you...

Rent-A-Goat - Invasive Plant Remediation

$250 from Amazon »

Amazon offers Home Services now. You enter your zip code and request a quote and you can get a plumber, an electrician, someone to set up your media center so you don't have to throw it out the window. But the only person...

Striker Spy HD-Camera Drone

$69.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Your ticket to the open skies, or at least a bird's eye view of them, is going for 58% off for a limited time thanks to this Dude Exclusives deal on the Striker Spy Drone. The flying RC copter is encased in a st