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Mermaid Swim Fin

By: on June 12, 2013
  • Mermaid Swim Fin
  • Mermaid Swim Fin
  • Mermaid Swim Fin
  • Mermaid Swim Fin
$29.99
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Could we get these Mermaid Swim Fins in a color other than powder pink, please? Because I would maybe like to wear one. Also, could we get some females over the age of 18 to model them, please? Because I would maybe like to be able to look at these photos without having to worry that I'm going to be arrested again.

Oh, it says the mermaid fins are for children 12 and under. So I guess I couldn't wear one even in manly royal blue. And it's probably why all of the models are underage. Puh. That's bull honkey.

Haha, bull honkey. This girl I went to second grade with used to say that all the time. She had a lazy eye and had to wear a patch over her good one for the whole year to fix it. And I know a guy who is missing his right eye entirely, but he doesn't wear a patch or a glass insert or anything, just walks around rockin' the empty socket. Now that's some bull honkey.

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