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Tactical Self Defense Flashlight

By: on August 01, 2016
$14.50
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This flashlight has a super bright Cree XM-L T6 bulb so you can see...where you're jabbing its 4 diamond attack heads. They say the pointy pokers are ideal for breaking a window during a home or car emergency, but I'm pretty sure they're equally ideal for breaking the skin in an invasion of personal space emergency.

The up shit creek / self defense tool also has a protected blade at its base for gnawing through line, tape, or rope, and a switch-activated alert siren in its tailcap. The white LED lamp emits for up to 100,000 hours in 5 modes: high beam; middle beam; low beam; strobe; and SOS. The flashlight requires 1 x 18650 battery (rechargeable through built-in port; not included in purchase).

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The Camping Doughnut

Ooh, a tent that looks like one of those obstacle course tubes I used to crawl through in gym class and the fat kids used to get stuck in crawling through in gym class. The Camping Doughnut, an easily collapsible and...

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The Best Gifts for Outdoor Adventures

Recipients of the Best Gifts for Outdoor Adventures are the types who'd trade 4 walls for 4,000 feet, smart home devices for the smarts to build a home when left to their own devices, and a weekend Netflix binge for a...

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Stargaze Swinging & Reclining Camp Chair

$219.95 from NEMO Equipment »

Lean back, take a sway to and fro', and have a little look at the night sky with NEMO's Stargaze reclining camp chair. A portable seat that swings & leans, leans & swings, the Stargaze looks to help you relax after a...

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SmithFly Shoal Floating Tent

$1,499 from SmithFly »

We've seen tents in the trees, so why not tents on the water? The Shoal tent combines the floating fun of an inflatable raft with the after hours coverage of a sealed, waterproof canopy. That I sure hope is stronger than...

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Gotcha Cap Self Defense Tool

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You can watch the video to see the Gotcha Cap in action, or click here to watch a GIF of it showing a punk ass watermelon what's up. Issued by FAB Defense, the Gotcha Cap is a covert self defense tool (and swell hat!)...

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The World's Most Powerful Laser

$299.95 from WickedLasers.com »

If bat shit looked like 1000mW of ice-blue lightning, the S3 Spyder III Arctic Laser would be the physical manifestation of bat shit crazy. As it stands, the world's most powerful laser is just fuckin' nuts. Wicked Lasers'...

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SALT Self-Defense Gun

$299.99 - $349.99 from Salt Supply »

Lorenzo Maggiore already figured out how to A-Salt bugs in an effort keep our extermination of insects simple, clean, and green. Now we have a means of SALTing humans, this time in an effort to keep our defense against...

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Steel Self Defense Bracelet

$29.69 from Amazon »

Self defense or self-inflicted injury? Swingin' 'round this full steel bracelet like a chain whip without really knowing how to swing 'round a chain whip, it could really go either way....

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Know Your Knots Bandana

$14 from Amazon »

I'm a taut-line hitch. Know Your Knot! I'm a lark's head. Know Your Knot! I'm a figure 8, I'm an alpine butterfly. Know Your Knot, Know Your Knot!...

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Family Bug Out Bag

$969 from OuttaGEAR »

If my family were to bug out, probably the first thing we'd do is tear apart this bag of supplies in search of the Xanax and Scotch it does not contain to help calm ourselves down. Luckily, in the event that one of us...

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Fast Strike Self Defense Weapon

$22.95 from Amazon »

It's called Fast Strike and - whirwhack! - it's gonna sting. The non-lethal self defense weapon looks like the antenna on the cordless phone my family had growing up. Which, coincidentally, also kinda hurt when someone...

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Collapsible Silicone Camping Kettle

$15.34 from Amazon »

Fill the extra space this Collapsible Camping Kettle will leave in your bag with the coffee, tea, or Ramen you'll use it to make. Freshware's accordion pot is made of flexible, heat-resistant, food-grade silicone along...