Outdoors

Paracord-Wrapped Knuckle Duster

Discontinued

Which would you rather add to your survival kit: paracord, which has myriad uses; or a knuckle duster, which really has only one? Aw, dude, don't ask me that I can't decide! The paracord, the knuckle duster, I just...it's...it's...

EZ Leaf Hauler Cleanup Tarp for Lawns & Gardens

$34.86 - $36.09 Amazon »

I don't know if using the EZ Leaf Hauler is as easy as shortening the word "easy" to "EZ" in the lawn and garden tool's name was, but with stakes to hold it in place, and 6 built-in handles for carrying and maneuvering...

CORE Oversized Padded Saucer Chair

$71.99 - $99.58 Amazon »

Look, a flying saucer! No, scratch that. Look, a sit & don't go anywhere, maybe even don't move at all saucer! The CORE Oversized Padded Round Chair is a collapsible outdoor seating companion with just a little more room...

Giant Adirondack Chair

$1,612.50 Etsy »

Your lady's redecorating the patio? Wants to add some chairs to the front porch? Colorado Ski Chairs has the perfect Adirondack chairs to fit any vibe she's going for. And give you some XXL jollies. And make you both...

Animal Sculpture BBQ Grills

$842.04 - $868.18 Etsy »

I've never tried grilled bear, grilled horse, grilled wolf, grilled bull, or grilled ram, nor do I want to. But I would be amenable to trying a ram grill, bull grill, wolf grill, horse grill, or bear grill (not to be...

Alpine Tabletop Outdoor Heater

$199 - $379 Frontgate »

I know. No one who's in...pretty much the whole world wants to think about an outdoor heater, or adding heat to anything right now. And even though the Alpine Tabletop Heater is a mini version of the standard patio fixture...

Punch Hammer Camping Multi-Tool

Discontinued

Use the Punch Hammer camping multi-tool to pound in tent stakes, shovel up a proper burial plot for your poop, and - oh, hello knuckle duster - pop a grizzly bear in the snout...

Hummingbird Ring Feeder

$4.99 Amazon »

Hand-, or rather, finger-feed your garden's most adorable guests with a Hummingbird Ring Feeder. The oversized ring is a scaled-down version of a standard plastic hummingbird feeder, with a bottom reservoir for the sugar...

Lever Gear BitVault

Sold Out Amazon »

The Lever Gear BitVault is both for your bits and your bits 'n' pieces. Beneath its sliding drawer the EDC keychain tool has a segmented chamber that holds hex bits, pills, toothpicks, a bill or two of cash, phone adapters...

Breaking Physics Cauliflower

$1.50 Etsy »

Nothing like looking at a nice alien head of cauliflower to jump start my morning! I almost didn't need coffee to wake up when I saw this little green man cruciferous vegetable. I feel like I could use it as the subject...

NFL Bucket Grills

$44.99 Amazon »

Got a bucket of love for your favorite NFL team? Then Imperial Store has an NFL Bucket Grill with your name - and their name - written all over it...

Ladybug, Bee & Butterfly House

$12.99 - $22.99 Amazon »

I recently went to my city's botanical gardens and saw these ladybug, bee & butterfly houses all over the place. Except since I don't like reading informational placards, I had no idea they were ladybug, bee & butterfly...

Cast Iron Rib Roaster

$63.70 Amazon »

Want some baby back, baby back, baby back ribs that fall off the bone in saucy, succulent chunks? Well, you and Fat Bastard are in luck, because with Broil King's Cast Iron Rib Roaster, you can order up to 4 racks of...

KEA KIT Outdoor Survival System

$129 - $136 KEA Outdoors »

Get a leg up on nature with the KEA KIT outdoor survival system. KEA KIT. KEA KIT. That's an interesting name. Please tell me there's no assembly required for proper use. That I don't have to follow obscure line drawing...

Den DIY Cabin Kit

$27k Den »

Den frames - no A-frames - their DIY Cabin Kits like this: "You're truly only limited by how far you want to transport building materials into the woods." In other words, you can build this 115-square-foot tiny cabin...

FS-TFC 4-Stage Portable Water Purifier Pump

$49.99 Amazon »

Dudes, get pumped to...drink potable water. Be able to hydrate on your next camping or off-grid RV trip. Survive the next drought or natural disaster. I know. Me and the FS-TFC 4-stage portable Water Purifier Pump are...

Giant American Flag String Lights

$18.39 Amazon »

Light up the night this 4th of July with a set of giant American Flag String Lights. Strung properly - don't go mixing up the star LEDs with the stripes - Twinkle Star's patriotic behemoth spans 6.5' wide x 3.3' tall...

EcoTable 30 - Portable Solar Charging Table

Sold Out Amazon »

The EcoTable 30 is a portable, collapsible outdoor table that sucks up more sun than your black leather car seats, and even puts its solar power reserves to better use that burning the bejeesus out of the backs of your...

Sniper Bladeworks Signature Reload Knife Series

$115 - $450 Sniper Bladeworks »

I'm afraid I'm a little late to the blade show because, at printing, Sniper Bladeworks was already sold out of a few knives / styles in their Signature Reload series, and running very low on others. But you still have...

EST Torch L1 Headlamp

$119.99 EST »

World, get ready for your "most versatile flashlight." At least according to EST, who says their Torch L1 Headlamp will suit any illumination requirements you have, from any location you require...

Bricknic Modular Campfire & BBQ Cooking Bricks

$50 - $61 Bricknic »

Bricknic modular cooking bricks have many qualities I would endorse, but the coolest thing about these clay culinary tools is that you can fill them up, stack them up, and fire them up to build your own brick oven. Whose...

Napoleon TravelQ Portable Gas Grill

Sold Out Amazon »

Catch some waves on the water, and then some more waves on your dinner with the Napoleon TravelQ Portable Gas Grill. Sized for taking to the beach, the park, the campsite, or the tailgate, this Mini-Me of Napoleon's grill...

TNK Stingray 7-in-1 BBQ Multi-Tool

$19.99 - $29.99 Amazon »

TNK's Stingray 7-in-1 BBQ multi-tool is a long, proud, and talented 16" of stainless steel. How'd you like to poke, flip, squeeze, and release your meat with that?...

Float'N'Grill Floating Propane Grill

Sold Out Amazon »

Is it just me or does the Float'N'Grill, a, yep, floating propane grill, look like a Darwin Award waiting to happen? Or at least a soggy hot dog / meaty lunch for the ocean and lake fishies waiting to happen?...