Outdoors

Garden Tool Handle Knee Pads

$14.99 Amazon »

Knee pads that slip over the handles of your garden tools, now that is a kneet idea! Resourceful too. But...comfortable? I'm not so sure...

Comfy Feet Wiggle-Your-Toes Sleeping Bag

$49.95 Amazon »

Don't get me wrong, I love some good toe wiggling, but what about the rest of me, Comfy Feet? Does your sleeping bag starring an expanded foot area also provide comforts to the rest of the human body? Let's discuss...

Alien Sleeping Bag

$117.79 - $185.99 Amazon »

Don the Alien Sleeping Bag, and watch the tables turn on Bigfoot, Sasquatch, grizzly bears, and all the other beasts of the forest who will now tell campfire stories about and live in fear of you...

Roadie Tent & RV Camping Organizer

Sold Out Amazon »

Mother Nature, we're movin' in! And thanks to the Roadie Tent & RV Camping Organizer, we've got a compact, easily-transported shelving unit to store enough shoes, clothes, and gear for the whole fam damily! It will be...

Christmas Vacation Airblown Cousin Eddie's RV

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Nothin' says, Happy Holidays! like a 7.5' x 4' Christmas Vacation Airblown Cousin Eddie's RV in your front yard. Especially if...say it with me, dudes...the shitter's full...

The Snowcaster Wheeled Snow Pusher & Barn Shovel

$139.95 - $175 Amazon »

Pushing snow. That sounds a little nicer, a little less likely to throw my back out, than shoveling snow. Don't get me wrong, I'm still not excited about the prospect of receiving a Snowcaster Wheeled Snow Pusher & Barn...

HummViewer Wearable Hummingbird Feeder

$69.95 HummViewer »

The HummViewer is a wearable hummingbird feeder that essentially inserts a pair of hummingbird feeder straws into COVID face shield, and tops it with a redesigned Devo hat. It looks absolutely ridiculous. But...

The Better Ice Scraper

$24.49 Amazon »

Welp, we know what The Better Ice Scraper thinks of itself. No insecurity issues there. I guess that makes it an even better gift for teens - they can gain confidence from it at the same time they gain confidence in using...

Heated Windshield Ice Scraper

$24.99 Amazon »

This Heated Windshield Ice Scraper looks like a SkyMall especiale! (RIP SkyMall, at least from the skies. I've heard you can still shop their 1980s-era gadgets online.) And you know what that means: gift for Dad, ordered...

Krapp Strapp - Pooping in the Woods Assistant

Nothing like dropping a deuce in nature...and then toppling over into it, or perhaps a bunch of leaves and twigs that can't wait to give you an anal probe. The Krapp Strapp says, No more! Not to the pooping in the woods...

Breakwater Supply Waterproof Survival First Aid Kit

$44.95 - $49.95 Amazon »

Breakwater Supply stashes their 101-piece survival-ready first aid kit inside a 2L, 100% waterproof and reflective dry bag with a roll-top closure. Choose from bright Red or Stealth Black bags, the latter for ninjas who...

Zippo Mag Strike

$14.35 Amazon »

Zippo-dee-doo-dah, Zippo-dee-ay / My, oh, Mag Strike will add a spark to your day. Or, or, how about: Dudes, I built a big ol' pyre / Come on, Mag Strike, light my fire...

Dweller-Ti Wood Stove - Titanium Outdoor Fireplace

$495 Pomoly »

The Dweller-Ti Wood Stove is a lightweight outdoor fireplace made of TA1 titanium and high temperature refractory glass. It combines the forces of Pomoly and Green Stove to produce a wood burner for hot tent and winter...

Roof Gutter Cleaning Tool

$15.99 Amazon »

Cleaning out your roof gutters by hand: more or less gross than scooping out pumpkin guts by hand? This roof gutter cleaning tool does for the unsavory task of removing leaves and gunked-up debris from your roof drainage...

Chicken Wing Rack with Drip Tray

$18.99 Amazon »

High up on the succulence scale with chicken wings: baby potatoes roasted in the dripping fat of chicken wings. I don't know what Campbell's is talking about with soup, because this here is the real Mmm, mmm, good...

Snow Joe Cordless Electric Snow Shovel

$189.99 Amazon »

When winter piles on the snow, the Snow Joe Cordless Electric Snow Shovel...moves it around and piles it elsewhere. Just like a manual shovel, but presumably without making you break a sweat under your puffy coat, or...

Claw Hose Holders

$229 Garden Glory »

Claw your way into Fall - and spooky season - with a Claw Hose Holder in black, silver, or gold. I never thought much of hose racks prior to seeing the falcon talons on these designs from Garden Glory. And given how much...

GRILLBLAZER GrillGun Grill Torch & Lighter

$179.99 Amazon »

Blaze a trail of flame-grilled burgers with GRILLBLAZER's GrillGun, a torch and lighter for charcoal grills, chimney starters, backyard fireplaces, and even campfires. The GrillGun is portable and, according to GRILLBLAZER...

AirArchitecture House-Shaped Inflatable Tent

How has a house-shaped inflatable tent like AirArchitecture not been the most popular camping shelter for years now? It makes every other tent look like only the measly roof got plopped on the ground. And even Heimplanet's...

Lugos Multifunctional Indoor/Outdoor Cordless Fan

$109 Kickstarter »

While the Lugos multifunctional indoor / outdoor cordless fan is mildly interesting, it is nowhere near as interesting as the tent pictured behind it in the promo photos and video. Can you see what I see printed on that...

Fluzzle Interlocking Float Tubes

$64.99 - $150 Amazon »

Fluzzle Tubes, now these are the kind of hookups everyone will enjoy. The interlocking float tubes have traditional tubular center butt holes, with mesh supports on the bottom, and backrests for comfort. But rather than...

nCamp Food Prep Folding Chef Knife

$49 Amazon »

Camping, camper vanning, sailing, even vacation rental-ing with an nCamp Food Prep Folding Chef Knife means one thing: now you're cookin'! This is the Food Prep Premium Chef Knife, one of four currently in nCamp's folding...

Kelty Camp Galley Deluxe

$74.95 Amazon »

Kelty's Camp Galley Deluxe ensures your next cookout, car camping or road trip will equip the chefs of your group with everything but, say it with me, the kitchen sink. The soft, expandable pack is designed to clip and...

Cold Steel Gunstock War Club

$59.98 Amazon »

Cold Steel calls their Gunstock War Club "culturally significant." It's a replica based on American Indians' 16th century war clubs, themselves modeled after the rifle stocks of European settlers, which the natives observed...