Outdoors

GazeBox Retractable Garage

One guess as to which country the GazeBox hails from. A glorious transparent arc that accordions around your 6-figure sports car? Protects it in style, with pomp, and without hiding it from jealous eyes? Gotta be Italian...

SkySaver Rapelling Rescue Backpack

$749 - $849 from Amazon »

Click. Hook. Exit. Forget JanSport and SwissGear, who here wants a SkySaver multi-story personal rescue backpack?...

Ranger Pace Counter

$5.99 from Amazon »

Accurate. Works day or night. Functional without satellite, cell tower, or batteries. However, using the Ranger Pace Counter will require focus and baseline mathematical skills. So it's still not for everyone...

Military Issue Water Canteen

$17.20 from Amazon »

Two quarts, Army issue, OD Green. Not a whole lot else to say about this water canteen. Except that two quarts of water isn't really enough for a long, strenuous hike or desert offensive. Two quarts of whiskey might be...

Volo Hammock Rocker

$8,350 from Sveglio »

Rough life this guy has. Timing the tides. Towing his Sveglio Volo all the way across the beach and into the water. Settling into its hammock and getting a gentle rock going just as the sun starts to set. I bet it's a...

BBQ Grill Mat

$12.99 from Amazon »

I just saw this Grill Mat on an infomercial at 3:00 this morning. I watched the whole thing too because it was either that or The Golden Girls. What it does is stop smaller foods like vegetables, shrimps, and kabobs from...

ThorFire USB & Hand Crank Lantern

$39.99 from Amazon »

Thor. God of Thunder. God of Lightning. God of Rechargeable LED Lighting. ThorFire's darkness accessory is a collapsible accordion lantern/flashlight with a built-in battery rechargeable via regular 5V USB or its fold-out...

ESEE Izula II Knife

$74.74 from Amazon »

ESEE's Izula takes its name from the Peruvian jungle's biggest, baddest, meanest...ant. Isula with an "s" in Spanish. If you know your ants, you'll know it as the bullet ant. And if you know your knives, you'll know ESEE...

Newcon Optik Sniper Detection System

Sold Out from Amazon »

I read that in honor of Prime Day Amazon is going to be discounting a pair of very highly rated binoculars to less than $120. Oh boy, I sure hope Newcon Optik's LAS 1000 Sniper Detection System is it! These way-more-than-binoculars...

Canopy Island Inflatable Lounge

$74.98 from Amazon »

Someone looks more interested in her floating cabana than she is in her wading cabana boy. I guess I would be too if he showed up empty handed like that. What, not even a tall glass of something cold, pink, and strong...

Classic Pocket Camping Compass

$5.99 from Amazon »

Nothing caps off a grueling, straight-up, 10-mile ascent in the summer heat better than showing off your baller gold pocket compass to all the sweaty beards in the latest REI gear mowing on their Whole Foods trail mix...

Hydro Hammock Hot & Cold Tub

$280 - $1,310 from Hydro Hammock »

A hot tub hammock? Even better than a hot tub time machine! Relaxing, swinging, sexy, and using one won't force me to relive my days of wearing acid-washed pleated jeans. And the coup de grace: a hot tub hammock actually...

CaraClaw Carabiner Knife

$12.89 from Amazon »

When the Doctor and M.A.D. Cat are breathing down your neck...Go-go Gadget CaraClaw! A recent release from EDC and survival tools specialist StatGear, the CaraClaw brings together clipping and cutting in a 2.8-ounce carabiner...

Inflatable Pink Flamingo Coasters

$9.05 from Amazon »

If I forgo the purple umbrella is it OK to float my pina colada in one of these inflatable pink flamingo coasters? Let your drinks get in on the same swimmin' pool action as the rest of your sun-soaked self this summer...

Playbulb Garden Solar LED Lights

$98.48 from Amazon »

Converting your backyard into a nightclub has never been easier or more eco-friendly. MIPOW's Playbulb Garden, a new addition to the company's Playbulb series, is an app-controlled, solar-powered LED led that spikes into...

Gemmy Airblown 12' Movie Screen

$149.99 from Amazon »

Grabbing a blanket, a pile of sandwiches, a water bottle of contraband booze, and a coupla tickets to an outdoor movie is always a fun summer activity. Unless they're showing Dirty Dancing, which they invariably always...

HumidiBreeze Portable Misting System

$239.99 from Amazon »

Second only to a harem of Brazilian supermodels fanning me with giant leaves and rubbing ice cubes all over my chest: the HumidiBreeze Portable Misting System. This tabletop-sized outdoor fan blows a light, cooling spray...

Klymit Ultralight LiteWater Dinghy

$131.94 from Amazon »

One thing that does not fit on my back is a Thule roof rack. But thanks to Klymit's LiteWater Dinghy, I can still paddle around remote alpine lakes and rivers that are inaccessible by vehicle and too far away to hike-lug...

Floating Mattress

$57.24 from Amazon »

Now this is the kind of waterbed I'm talkin' about. A Giant. Floating. Mattress. The SunSoft fabric cover is designed to stay cool and the lounger's bean bag feel to achieve the pinnacle of comfort as you get your tan...

evrgrn Crash Sack

$119 from REI »

REI gets into the wearable sleeping bag business with their new vowel-hating product line, evrgrn. The versatile evergrn Crash Sack combines the full body warmth and comfort of a standard sleep sleeve with the full body...

9-in-1 Hand Crank Multi-Tool

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Put the results of all that gyroscopic training you've been doing to good use with Ivation's 9-in-1 Dynamo, a home and auto safety multi-tool that hand cranks out radio, light, siren, and device charging power, plus serves...

Beast Armor Grilling Gloves

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Iron Man hands become Aramid Fabric hands for grilling season. Beast Armor gloves have recruited this tough, heat-resistant synthetic fabric typically used in aerospace and military applications for your own personal...

BCB Crusader Cooking System

$99.41 from Amazon »

BCB Adventure's Crusader Cooking System is military- and NATO-approved. So the next time you're making Ramen on a backpacking trip, you can rest assured that the military and NATO are cool with it. Really though, this...

Outland Multi-Mission Axes

$465 - $495 from Outland Equipment »

Outland Equipment has a new pair of dynamos for the axe wielders out there. Their Multi-Mission Axes equip outdoorsmen with full tang S7 steel bodies and end implements designed in accordance with the company's credo:...