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Lightsaber BBQ Tongs

By: on March 01, 2014
  • Lightsaber BBQ Tongs
  • Lightsaber BBQ Tongs
$33.50
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The battle is in full-swing. It's Humans vs. Winter. The prize: Grilling Season. What weapon will you use to fight your way past the blustery cold and through the trenches piled with snow? I choose lightsaber. Because my motto is Go Galactic or Go Home. Also I just found a lightsaber I can convert to BBQ tongs for immediate commencement of food preparation after I slay the enemy.

The Fowndry's Star Wars BBQ tongs model themselves after circa Episode IV Vader's lightsaber. So I guess the implication here is that eating grilled meat is a Dark Side practice. The vegetarians should love that. The tongs come with a removable transparent red cover, and with the assistance of 2 x AA batteries will make the classic lightsaber SFX when you flip your steaks and burgers. Vmmmm...fshoomm! Psh--fshooommm! Mmm, perfect medium-rare.

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