Mmm, switch plates that look good enough to eat! I crown artist Dogzilla Lives the Picasso of fetid monsters. Her polymer clay conglomerations of veiny eyeballs, gnarled teeth, and oozy epidermal layers make for terrifically disgusting switch covers that may just be the key to convincing the fine young lady chillin' on your couch it's time to turn the lights off. Plates are painted with acrylic, and both matte and gloss varnished. They fit standard sized flip switches, and come in several flavors of dismembered beast that, Dogzilla Lives points out, will also keep grubby little hands from messing with the damn lights.
Fetid Monster Switch Plates
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