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Spinning Turbo - Turbocharger Keychain

By: on March 26, 2014
$7.99
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I turboed my motorcycle. I turboed my boat. I turboed my go-kart, my moped, my lawnmower. And last week I pulled off the turbo of all turbos: I sneaked into my preachy, pinched-nose, Aren't-you-going-to-recycle-that? neighbor's garage while she was out of town and turboed her Prius. Shazam! Mrs. Conroy! And in honor of my turbo prowess and stealth, I shall reward myself with a Spinning Turbo turbocharger keychain. In black chrome, please.

When flooded with air--preferably from a straw or the canned/compressed variety, as opposed to direct from the horsepower enthusiast's mouth--the keychain's turbine rotates and sings like an adorable baby turbocharger trying to emulate its daddy. Keep practicing, son, and someday you can ride under the hood of a Porsche too. Click on the video about to see and hear it in action.

Spinning Turbo keychains measure about 1-3/4" x 1-1/4".

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