Household

Alessi calling this arc lighter the "Firebird 2.0" is like me calling this pool float the "Waterbird 2.0." I mean, I get the fire, but there's nothing bird about the lighter's design. I know it's probably too uncouth...

The Lost Atlantis desk light enshrouds legend, mystery, and a creepy sea monster that isn't Cthulhu or the Kraken in a 5cm cube ready to deck out your desktop...

deeTOOL MAN says installation of their Door Draft Stopper "is a breeze," Hmmm. Given what the cold air barricade is intended to curtail, I might have gone with a different expression. Like, installing the Door Draft Stopper...

Seeing the Barfly Tapered Beech Wood Ice Pick reminds me I wanted to ask: Mind if I pick your brain for a moment?...

Hoop time, hoop time... I mean, Bed time, bed time... I mean, Hoop time, bed time, hoop bed! The Basketball Bunk Bed from Tanglewood Design is the ultimate young NBA hopeful's bedroom installation. The combo shooting...

Have you ever skulled a beer? The Lost Souls Gothic Skull Table has a roomy glass top ready and waiting for you to skull, what, at least a dozen of them. Go ahead, plunk them down on the ol' cranium. But...gently. And...

The Poop Knife is here to help slice your most delightful doodoo delicacies with the deftness of a sushi chef. Mmmm, this shit's good...

Sizzle, stew, and BBQ the way you like it, and at the precise moment your piehole is ready to devour it with this 2-in-1 electric grill and hot pot. Available with either single or double nonstick grill pans and a connected...

Handmade by Nancy's Jars, these retro VHS Cassette Lamps have found a VCR-free way to bring your favorite films in your favorite format back to your living room. The lights come in dozens of different movie titles, from...

Beer Foaming Stones: They Give Good Head...

Cloud Chair? No. Shota Urasaki's A' Design Award-winning piece of seating is a Sheep Chair. A Sheep With 128 Legs Chair, aka, a Sheep After I Polish Off a Whole Bottle of Hornitos on My RV Trip to the Country Chair. Except...

The Easy Fermenter Starter Kit reminds me of how I could eat kimchi by the jar. And sauerkraut. And I would too if my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, didn't at best crinkle her nose, and at worst make gagging sounds...

Who's up for a roll in the cotton and memory foam? This Japanese Floor Mattress, despite basically being an exotic way to say "futon without the frame", looks enticing. I love my elevated grown man bed and latex grown...

Busch Dog Brew is here for pet owners who have always dreamed of kicking back, relaxing, and shotgunning a beer with their pooch. No, I mean in a safe, canine-friendly way, all ye eejits out there who have already done...

The mysteries of the ocean meet the mysteries of the skies in the Mushlume UFO, an aquarium filled with bioluminescent dinoflagellates that's shaped like a UFO. And a mushroom. It's an "unidentified fun object." Certainly...

The Soul Seat is for those of you who long to sit cross-legged at your desk. Or in a half-kneeling position. Or with one leg tucked underneath you. Or like you're using a Squatty Potty at your desk. In other words, the...

The only thing missing is a lube warmer. The Comet Smart Nightstand endeavors to make you love spending time in bed even more than you already do (that's gonna be tough), and enable you to spend even more time in bed...

It's a coat for a coat. Add a coat of Bisaten Thermal Paint & Primer to your walls, and remove the coat you wear inside all winter because you can't set your thermostat above 65 without your heating bill bleeding you...

The title of this, er, piece of furniture in its Amazon listing is "SeiSooDai Chaise Lounge Indoor Chair Velvet Fabric, Modern Long Lounger for Office Or Living Room." But one look at the image, and all I see are: 1)...

The terraplanter is a low maintenance inside-out hydroponic planter for outside-in plant growing. The honeycombed cone has a hollow core for holding water, and is made from a proprietary ceramic material just porous enough...

When you play NES you see graphics - rudimentary, 8-bit graphics, sure, but compared to what the gaming console "sees"? What appears on screen looks pretty amazing. Artist and software developer Michael Vogt thinks so...

Two things about AirSquares gunk removers for AirPods and other gunked-up electronic devices: 1) Gross; 2) I need some...

With so much talk of people being off their rockers circulating right now, I thought it would be a nice counterbalance to show that just as many of us could be on our rockers. For example, The Rider rocking lounge chair...

Al Dente is an old Italian fisherman who fears neither noodle nor fishin' hole. Even when the former is 4 times his size, and the latter is filled with water bubbling at 212 degrees F. Nope, Al Dente is ready to sit on...