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LED Ice Bucket

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Now that we're a week into Dry January, and everyone's like, F it! may I present to you an LED ice bucket for turning the chilling of your brews and champers, and the breaking of your New Year's resolutions, into a real...

Volcano Ashtray

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If 2021 is gonna erupt, I hope it's in a good way, such as with this Volcano Ashtray and a big fat doobie sending smoke out its crater. Available in 2 different designs, neither of which appear to be modeled after any...

OPOLAR 2-in-1 Cordless Air Duster & Vacuum

$59.99 Amazon »

If you're ready to suck it up and blow it out, the OPOLAR 2-in-1 Cordless Air Duster and Vacuum is ready to be your right-hand sucker and blower. This 2-in-1 OPOLAR model is fitted with the company's hurricane motor...

StoryTime Triple Rocking Chair

$7,500 Hal Taylor »

Dude. This StoryTime Rocking Chair for 4 (1 and 3 halves?) is so adorable it makes me want to have kids of my own to rock and read to like a wise father with exceptional taste in functional furniture...

Push & Tear Easy-Tear Paper Towel Holder

$38.79 Amazon »

As much as I like getting fried chicken grease and BBQ rib sauce all over the whole roll of paper towels as a souvenir for days to come of the great meal I had, my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, isn't such a fan. So...

Jellyfish Cocktail Glasses

$14.50 - $29.90 Amazon »

Never thought I'd want to plaster a jellyfish to my face before. But fill one of these Jellyfish Cocktail Glasses with a Gin Martini or a Sidecar, and I'll let its tentacles crawl over me all night...

Dropped Ice Cream Cone Bean Bag Chairs

$278 Etsy »

Ah, the ice cream cone drop. As famous as the mic drop, but for melancholy rather than owned-you celebratory reasons. Also typically accompanied by tears, not cheers. Except, perhaps, in the case of the Dropped Ice Cream...

UV Light Air Purifier for HVAC System

$98.15 Amazon »

Clean up the bad air in your home at its source. OK, I guess you install this UV Light Air Purifier in your HVAC system, not your significant other's mouth, but throw in a bottle of activated charcoal mouthwash, and you...

Helix Ergonomic Citrus Juicer

$19.99 Amazon »

It's an ergo-juicer. The Helix Citrus Juicer from Joseph Joseph gives the twist-action of your hand and wrist a big assist. Makes the process less awkward. Requires less strength, so you can work harder for longer...

LED Champagne Flutes

$99 Frontgate »

These LED Champagne Flutes from Stolzle will light up your New Year's Eve even if there's not a firework, a streamer, or another person in sight. Well, maybe one other person would be good, since the Champagne Flutes...

The Couch Console

We're already working, grocery shopping, and ordering piles of sweatpants and 3-course dinners without leaving home. The Couch Console proposes taking things a step further: do it all without leaving your couch. Containing...

Bob Ross Talking Clapper & Night Light

$29.99 Amazon »

Bob Ross and his happy little trees turned into a combo talking clapper and night light have turned me into a very happy little dude. Well. Maybe not so little. I've made a lot of mistakes...I mean happy accidents...in...

Ghostbusters Ghost Trap Incense Burner

$59.99 Amazon »

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost. Especially when they smell like sandalwood and jasmine wafting out of this Ghostbusters Ghost Trap Incense Burner. Designed and engineered by Numskull, this nifty piece of Ghostbusters merch...

mcSquares Dry-Erase Sticky Notes

$19.99 - $49.99 Amazon »

mcStick it on, mcMessage it up, and then mcWash it all away and start again. Post-It users, are you mcLovin' these mcSquares Dry-Erase Sticky Notes as much as I am?...

The Golden Girls Geeki Tikis

$23.99 - $97.98 Amazon »

Picture it: a Sicilian Negroni on the lanai, sipped from a Sophia Patrillo Geeki Tiki, and served alongside the rest of The Golden Girls in cocktail mug form - plus Rose Nylund's famous Eggs Geflufen and Maple Syrup Honey...

Window-Mounted Suction Cup Cat Saucer

$37.09 Etsy »

Know what I see when I look at this window-mounted cat saucer, a sort of cat hammock that attaches to glass via suction cups? The suction cup soap dish I used to have. The one that created an air- and watertight seal...

Storm Skull Weather Predictor

Today...it will storm like the end of days! Muahahahaha! And tomorrow...it will be sunny and 75! Muahahahaha! The weather may not always be ominous, but with this Storm Skull Weather Predictor, your forecasts for it will...

Origami Sticky Notes

$9.34 Amazon »

Fold your notes, messages, and nagging reminders into cranes, butterflies, boats, and other whimsical shapes that will make the words you've written look as charming as they sound. Or lessen their blow, as the case may...

KneeBlades - Rolling Knee Pads

$54.99 Amazon »

KneeBlades are rolling knee pads for home repairs and maintenance. DIY upgrades and rehabs. The domestic sports many of us play every day. Or at least a couple times a month when our mamas call us with a new busted something...

Life Hacks 2021 Day-to-Day Calendar

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Uh, that tip about the strawberries on the front of the Life Hacks 2021 Day-to-Day Calendar box? That if you slice them fresh and put them in the oven for 3 hours they'll taste like healthy Twizzlers? Somebody get me...

Zircon Leak Alert WiFi - Water Detector & Alarm

$44.50 Amazon »

Got leaks? Got no idea? OK, let's back up. Got running water in your house? Then the Zircon Leak Alert WiFi can answer the first question for you - and send you notifications via email, audio, and visual alerts when the...

Alessi Todo Giant Cheese & Nutmeg Grater

$113.96 Amazon »

The Alessi Todo giant cheese and nutmeg grater is for chefs and entertainers who value presentation. Flair. Copious amounts of cheese and nutmeg...

Magicactus Kit - Miniature Crystal Cactus Growing Set

$19.95 - $21 Amazon »

My mama has had a Christmas Cactus for years, but a crystal cactus? So precious and shiny and energy healing...or whatever the sayers say crystals do. I've never seen one of these small miracles. I bet my mama hasn't...

Life Size Hanging Shark Sculpture

$4,394.50 Etsy »

What exactly does "life size" mean when we're talking a life size hanging shark sculpture? Welp, nose-to-tail-fin this beatific behemoth from The King's Bay measures 11' long. With a wing-, er, pectoral fin span of 76"...