Household

InstaTrim Self-Adhesive Caulk & Trim Strips

$16.95 - $82.17 Amazon »

I don't know if I'd call InstaTrim fake trim for your household, but if someone forgot to fill in the space between your baseboard and flooring, or your countertop and backsplash, or ceiling and molding, InstaTrim will...

Cocoon Sleep Sack

$90 - $290 Etsy »

You've heard of a ghillie suit? Well, Cocoon Sleep Sacks are just like...nah, they're nothing like that, but "ghillie suit for glampers" is definitely the first thing I thought of when I saw faux Clint Eastwood up there...

Sunglasses Organizer Case

$29.99 - $36.99 Amazon »

There are two things I like most about this sunglasses organizer case. One, you can store it open, hanging from a closet rod or hook, so all sunglasses are on display and easily accessible. Or, two, you can roll it up...

Wooden TV Aquarium

$180 - $189 Etsy »

While I do like the looks of this Wooden TV Aquarium it seems like a lot more work than the aquarium channel I can stream on my real TV. I'd have to buy real fish for it, and then keep the real fish alive with food and...

Disassembled Old Phone Art

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Framed artwork made of broken-down old phones and obsolete electronics (elderly and wizened gadgets, if we're being polite to the generations that came before us.) Now that is a piece of home decor I never knew I always...

HUM! Rocket Humidifier

3...2...1...blast off dry eyes, parched sinuses, flaking skin, and bloody noses! The HUM! is a home humidifier shaped like a rocket, and designed to push its vapor out the bottom rather than the top, creating the superb...

Whiskey-Chilling Granite Coaster Set

$49.99 Amazon »

This granite coaster set for chilling whiskey looks like it took slabs of the rock, cut out their centers, and went the donut hole route, turning those pieces into little stone ice cubes. So what you'll get is a complete...

Hand-Carved Star Wars Table

$245.88 Etsy »

Vader, I hope you like the taste of crumbs and dripped condiments, the feel of beer glass condensation, and the smell of feet, because you're about to get a face full of all of them muggin' it front and center on this...

Silipint Unbreakable Silicone Bowls

$28.95 - $49.95 Amazon »

Silipint! Trix are for kids! Buuut, I guess you and all your unbreakable tie-dyed silicone bowl-ness can hold on to the Trix so any mishap the kids have while eating them won't result in shattered glass or ceramic on...

Solar-Powered Patio Chandelier

$84.99 Amazon »

Who wants to swing from the solar-powered chandelier? The solar-powered chande-lee-ee-eeer?! Hmmm, maybe not. It says it only weighs, like 1.5 pounds, so probably better just to hang it over the patio table and let the...

Stand Urinal-Sink

$590 Stand »

Ah, there it is. The Urinal-Sink. The way I've been searching for to take a leak and wash my hands at the same time. Peeing while sanitizing. Or maybe peeing followed immediately, instantly by sanitizing, unless the Urinal-Sink...

Posable Stick Figure Floor Lamp

$95.99 - $107.87 Amazon »

This posable stick figure floor lamp might be just the thing to shed some light on your life. Or at least on the WFH office you had to set up in a dark corner of the basement. And not only the kind of light shining out...

Wooden Knife for Kids

$15.58 Etsy »

OK, Wooden Knife for Kids, I'll grant your solid oak "blade" is safe for the kiddos to cut with in the kitchen. And I'll also grant that your skills at slicing a banana, as well as Play-Doh, another of your recommended...

Bathtub Cocktail Glass with Working Sprayer

$13.99 Amazon »

I stared at this bathtub cocktail glass - with working, battery-operated sprayer! - for a good 7 minutes before giving up. What the coladas and cabernets is this thing?...

Belgian Balance Siphon Coffee Maker

$139.85 Amazon »

Whether you're a coffee connoisseur or just a fan of low-tech gadgets, this Belgian balance siphon coffee maker is going to add some panache along with a caffeinated jolt to your kitchen...

Metal Handsaw Art

$90 - $360 Etsy »

Cindy Chinn didn't hand-saw these handsaws into the stunning scenes and pieces of art you see here, but she did hand-cut them with a plasma torch. And, from cowboys to emus, fishermen to Bigfoot, her technique is definitely...

PARAX Wall-Mounted Bicycle Holders

$86 - $186 Etsy »

Not only do these wall-mounted bicycle holders from PARAX take up virtually no space in your home (though the same can't be said for your bike itself) they look almost artful doing it. PARAX's S-RACK and L-RACK model...

ChickenStone - Roast a Whole Bird in Half the Time

Um. Are you sure, ChickenStone, you wouldn't rather be called CockStone? I mean, I know I'm immature and all, but what human person could consider the ChickenStone's function - to roast a whole bird 50% faster than normal...

Edible Food Crayons Seasonings & Condiments

$15.25 - $55.05 Etsy »

Edible Crayons? Edible Crayons?! Everything my mama taught me as a kid - namely, what she taught me not to eat - is going out the window. Joining Edible Birthday Candles and Edible Printer Paper, we now have Food Crayons...

hOmeLabs Chill Pill Countertop Ice Maker

Sold Out Amazon »

There are so many countertop ice makers out there right now. I've even written about 3 of them, the Opal Nugget Ice Maker being the most memorable. Until now. hOmeLabs did themselves a great service in cube design and...

Cracker Throw Pillows

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Check out my cracker throw pillow. Pretty Ritzy, eh? With a handful of realistic 3D designs to choose from, these soda crackers are crackin' me up. They also come in round and rectangular shapes, so you can use your home...

Butter Girl & Boy Butter Keepers & Spreaders

$17.63 Amazon »

I'm not sure these look so much like Butter Girl & Boy Butter Keepers & Spreaders as they do, uh, Butter Voldemort's Children Butter Keepers & Spreaders. Or maybe Butter Kyle from South Park's Little Brother Ike Butter...

Swing Bar

$23k Duffy London »

Oooh, swingers at the bar. Sounds like good times! Oh wait, it's a swing set turned into a bar for people to sit at while they drink. ... Sounds like vomiting!...

The WaterSlyde Bathtub Sex Toy

$35 Lovability »

Ladies, I freaked out too when I saw The WaterSlyde and thought you were meant to stick it inside you like a vibrator. And then I freaked out even more when I read maker Lovability deems The WaterSlyde a "sex toy alternative,"...