Household

Pad of Butter Notepad

$18.49 Amazon »

I've got a message for you. A message of pure, buttery goodness. The Pad of Butter Notepad will make a fun addition to the desktops of anyone with a quirky sense of humor and, of course, anyone like me who enjoys a good...

Custom Stuffed Pet Replicas

$99 - $169 Etsy »

Um. Aside from the fact that that cat's sitting politely and perfectly still on a human hand, I can't even tell it's a custom stuffed pet replica, and not just a, like, pet...

Ayumi Shibata Paper Cutout Sculptures

I'm calling Ayumi Shibata's paper cutouts sculpture, but it would be more accurate to say what the Japanese master of kirigami creates is paper cutout worlds. I don't think I've been so in awe of the effects of sharp...

Retro Bicycle Wall Art

$29.59 - $43.99 Amazon »

Ding, ding! Bicycle coming through! Well...partway through anyway. These retro bicycle sculptures make for some charming 3D wall art, especially with their front baskets ready to enhance the effect when filled with flowers...

Boxing Glove Sectional Sofa

$31,500 1stdibs »

This Boxing Glove Sectional Sofa is a sight to behold. A real trophy piece for a fight lover. It also looks about as comfortable as a left jab to the face from Ali...

Pee My Plants Watering Statue

Based on Belgium's Manneken Pis, this Pee My Plants Watering Statue is...pretty dumb. Not only because it's a silly gag gift statue of a boy pissing on houseplants to water them, but because to use the Pee My Plants Watering...

Wooden Whale Pendant Light

$89 - $332 Etsy »

Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here? This Wooden Whale Pendant Light from Beavers Craft will certainly make a splash as your new living or dining room chandelier, not to mention the perfect follow-up encounter for...

Kids' Helper Tower - Convertible Ladder & Table

$245.10 - $316.40 Etsy »

Apparently these Kids' Helper Towers, ladder-style step stools that convert to tables and desks, are pretty common amongst the child-having. But I, being a child-free dude, saw this one from PID Kids and was all, Daaaaang!...

Buttons & Pearl 3D Layered Wood Mountain Wall Art

$117 - $1,350 Etsy »

Cliiimb eeevry mountain...or save yourself the physical labor and just hang the best of them on your wall, courtesy of the physical labors - and creative vision - of Buttons & Pearl. The Nashville-based shop handmakes...

Industrial Storage Dresser

This Industrial Storage Dresser looks great! Like an old file cabinet or set of apothecary drawers. And, also like an old file cabinet or set of apothecary drawers, each drawer in the Industrial Storage Dresser looks...

EverBlock Building Block Wall Kits

Of course EverBlock can't say it out loud, but one look at these big ol' building blocks, and it's obvious what they are: life-size LEGOs! I first wrote about EverBlocks in 2015, but with the pandemic and WFH requirements...

Ice Barrel Ice Bathtub

$1,199.97 Amazon »

A dude in an Ice Barrel? A 100-gallon barrel filled with water and...ice? This photo is a still of a torture scene they're filming for some, like, Russian spy movie right? Gah! And I thought the Glacial Shower was a ridonkulous...

Groomatic Automatic Cat Grooming Brush

$50 - $61 Kickstarter »

cactus, makers of the Groomatic, say cats are going to love this automatic grooming brush. But I wonder if cats could possibly love the Groomatic more than I love watching them use it. All that feline rubbing and nestling...

Flez 2 Modular Sofa

The Flez 2 is a modular sofa design from Nick Potter. Backless, armless triangular seat cushions sit on similarly-shaped wood bases, allowing loungers to use the segments individually, or push them together to form squares...

Banana Vase

$28 Etsy »

Banana Vase seller Kiwimana, in promoting their tropical fruit flower jardiniere, asks, "Who do not love banana?" To which I respond, "Who do not indeed! Everyone love banana! And this Dude especially love Banana Vase!"...

3D Magic Castle Notepad with LED Light

Sold Out Amazon »

Platform 9-3/4 headed straight to...the opportunity to snag one of these superb 3D Magic Castle Notepads (i.e., 3D Hogwarts They Can't Call Hogwarts Notepads.) Carved out of a stack of paper you can really tear and use...

Kohler Stillness Freestanding Bath

$9,975 Kohler »

Be Stillness my heart! Kohler's Stillness freestanding bath, a whole spa experience tucked into a trendy smart tub, won't be available until the end of March 2022, but I'm sure my wife - and yours - will accept an IOU...

QWIK-CORK Wine Cork Trimmer

$26.99 Amazon »

Put a cork in it! ... Push harder...and maybe twist some while you're pushing...just jam it...yeah...oh...oops. We need some wet paper towels and Wine Away over here, stat!...

Honeycomb Drawer Organizer

$8.99 Amazon »

A Honeycomb Drawer Organizer for socks and underwear, the junk drawer, maybe toiletries and makeup, sure. But check out the image gallery. A Honeycomb Drawer Organizer for, uh, sodies kept in the bottom of the side table...

Architecture Inspired Table Lamp

$188.23 The Apollo Box »

Table lamps. They don't build 'em like they used to. But at least this Architecture Inspired Table Lamp is built like they used to build something - galleries, government buildings, Turkish bathhouses, uh...I don't know...

Box Gobbler Through-Wall Package Drop Door

$1,895 - $2,545 MB Sentinel »

Hey, if you're willing to install a special door for your pets, why not a special door for your packages? The Box Gobbler from MS Sentinel could prove to be at least as valuable, saving you from porch pirates and weather-exposed...

SneakERASERS Soak - No-Scrub Overnight Sneaker Soak

$15.99 Amazon »

While you're giving your feet some love in a tub of Roast Beef Sandwich Bath Soak, how's about giving your sneakers some of the same in a bowl of SneakERASERS Soak? The overnight sneaker soak promises to clean up your...

Light Bulb Diversion Safe

$19.99 Amazon »

Someone had a real...light bulb moment with this one. The Secret Stash Light Bulb Diversion Safe sheds new light on the redesign of common household items into decoy storage spaces, and aims to ensure your valuables and...

Sandbox Smart R2 Coffee Roaster

$2,050 - $2,180 Kickstarter »

Who wants to play in the Sandbox? The deep brown, deliciously aromatic, and highly caffeinated sandbox of Sandbox Smart's R2 Coffee Roaster. An upgrade to their R1 Coffee Roaster, it's a countertop-sized bean cooker for...