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Outdoor Waterproof Lunar Light

$162.19 - $492.82 The Apollo Box »

Make it a full moon - and an excuse for everyone around to act full-moon loony - every night with this lunar light from Apollo Box. Made of acrylic and iron, the Full Moon Light is IP54 waterproof for outdoor installation...

Hole-in-the-Bucket Pen & Pencil Holder

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When Dear Henry tells Dear Liza about the hole in the bucket of this clever pen and pencil holder, he might get a kiss instead of a face palm for once. As a gift for the office, addition to your home desktop, or even...

MARBOLOUS Modern, Mechanical Marble Track

$150 MARBOLOUS »

You. Look. MARBOLOUS! MARBOLOUS, indeed, you mesmerizing marble track going all kinetic with your artfulness on my desktop. The MARBOLOUS marble track is an ode to the popular childhood toy that German BFFs Baffy and...

Travis Barker Skull Bowl

The Skull Bowl is part of Buster + Punch's Travis Barker Collaboration, a collection that also includes candlesticks, cabinet knobs, door stops, drum keys, and pendants. All skulls. All day long. All too available in...

Tetra Fog Pin for Smoking Kits

$32 Tetra »

Tetra Fog Pin is a toothpick of sorts, but it's not for your teeth. And it's a wishbone of sorts, but it's not for pulling apart the day after Thanksgiving. The Fog Pin is a smoker's tool Tetra made to be "the most useful...

Crow Peck Scalpel

$66 - $147 Kickstarter »

Australian bladesmith and functional artist Ant Richards created the Crow Peck Scalpel as a tribute to, and partial transformation of, the classic No. 11 Scalpel "used by design creatives the world over." His version...

The Smart Funnel

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Drip it, pour it, or store it with The Smart Funnel, a multi-functional bottle tool from Cumberland Concepts. For household cleaning and beauty products, condiments and booze, vehicle fluids, or any other liquids you...

Al Dente Singing Floating Pasta Timer

$24.99 Amazon »

Wheeeen...angel hair bo-ils high / That's when Al Dente cries, "That's Amore!" And when it's tagliatelle you're cooking to the soft bite of perfection, this singing, floating pasta timer will belt out "The Godfather Theme"...

GrowCube - Smart Watering Kit

$79 - $100 Elecrow »

The GrowCube is an automatic drip irrigation system that waters your houseplants while you're away, or when you just don't have the time or inclination to do it by hand. It's not a new idea - you can find several iterations...

Icepo Perfect Portion Ice Cream Sandwich Scoop

$19.95 Dreamfarm »

And the best part is, the Icepo Perfect Portion Ice Cream Sandwich Scoop scoops out perfect, 1/2-cup portions to make ice cream sandwiches out of store-bought cookies*, so it's even less work to make yourself a delicious...

Revolution InstaGLO R270 Touchscreen Toaster

$364.99 Amazon »

It's National Toaster Month, and the Revolution InstaGLO R270 Touchscreen Toaster is here to help you celebrate! ... Nah, you're right. There's no such thing as National Toaster Month. Yet...

Brainstream BeepEgg Singing Floating Egg Timers

$19.99 - $22.99 Amazon »

Now here's a standout egg for your Easter basket. Way healthier than the Cadbury versions too. Brainstream's BeepEgg singing floating egg timers are funky and functional kitchen tools designed to ensure you boil your...

Pipersong Meditation Desk Chair

$369 Amazon »

The Pipersong Meditation Desk Chair is for stick-still zen yogis and ants-in-their pants fidgety sitters alike. The goal of the WFH and office solution is to "activate your sit." That is, give you an opportunity to move...

Chef'n Avoquado 4-In-1 Tool

$10.99 Amazon »

Avoquado. Get it, avocado lovers? The Avoquado is a 4-in-1 tool for prepping your avocados for their impending chowdown. It has a quad of capabilities ready for avocado demolition. Those clever devils at Chef'n. Not that...

Tandem Shower - DIY Shower Converter Kit

$199 - $249 Boona »

A Tandem Shower? That's waaay better than a tandem bike. Or, like, a tandem trip to the art museum. Good on you, Boona, for coming up with a way for my wife and I to spend more quality time together that serves us both...

Titty Tumblers

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Practice your nip grip with a Titty Tumbler from Jasmine Pots. And if you can really take hold of a golden nipple, and drink from its ceramic cup without fully cupping it, then you're ready for some next-level grabbing...

Windmill Fan

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Windmill Fan: Looks cool; might cause cancer. (But, I mean, only if you believe windmills cause cancer.)...

The Original Candy Coffee Table

$1,697 Etsy »

Normally, ending the night - or starting the morning - facedown on the coffee table wouldn't earn you high marks, but if that coffee table is The Original Candy Coffee Table, I think everyone would understand. Join you...

Avocado Ripeness Ranker

At first I was like, "An Avocado Ripeness Ranker? That's dumb." But then I thought about 80% of the products I run on this site, and I was like, "OK, an Avocado Ripeness Ranker. Fair enough." And then the more time I...

You & Your Pet Custom Portrait

$28.95 - $74.95 Etsy »

It takes no stretch of the imagination these days to believe someone created an easy way to make custom portraits of you and your pet. The technology is there. The availability of Photoshop is there. And, for better or...

Moon Mirror Transforming Mirror & Wall Lamp

$129.99 - $219.99 Amazon »

The man in the moon is a reflection of myself. No, really. It's me, looking at the moon, and then seeing myself, looking at the moon, and then seeing myself, looking at... All it takes is the simple flick of the Moon...

MONITREE - Living Computer Monitor Vines

$49 - $59 PLTRIS »

MONITREE isn't really a money tree, but if you're of the mind that plants make your life richer, these living computer monitor vines should indeed increase your emotional net worth...

Bowler Hat Wall Sconce

$9.99 Amazon »

Hey, Chappy, how's about a Chaplin chapeau for your ch-...er, wall? This Bowler Hat Wall Sconce is a charming piece of household lighting suitable for solo installation, or scattered about the room like a hat rack that...

Kichler Kyte Modern Ceiling Fan

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I like the modern look of the Kichler Kyte Ceiling Fan. Very cool indeed. Wonder how many fingers it would shear off if I touched its giant spinning pan in motion. And I'm thinking total knockout + concussion if it hit...