Household

Glass Knuckles Smoking Pipe

$34 Etsy »

Get a grip on your puff-puff-pastime - a real solid grip with this Glass Knuckles Smoking Pipe. Lightweight and made especially for a 5-fingered grip, the pipe gives smokers two options for their inhalation pleasure:...

Blokaloks Interlocking Modular Walls & Room Dividers

Blokalok-a, Blokalok-a, whoomp! There it is! A whole wall where, a mere 5 minutes ago, there was none. Blokaloks are a series of bloks that interlock to form modular walls and room dividers. Blok assembly is simple and...

Star Trek: TNG Ten Forward Suspension Chairs

$3,495 Etsy »

Oooh, a set of suspension chairs from the Star Trek: TNG Ten Forward lounge. And to think I had almost given up on finding the perfect seating for sipping syntheholic beverages while playing games of 3D Chess and Strategema...

Roll-It Garlic Peeler

$7.95 Amazon »

This Garlic Peeler, a simple silicone tube with nubs inside, removes the skin from individual garlic cloves with a simple roll-it motion. Like, actually removes it. This crazy little sex-toy-lookin' kitchen tool really...

Retro Coca-Cola Vending Machine Storage Cabinet

$2,446 Etsy »

All of the coolness, none of the coolant. This Retro Coca-Cola Vending Machine Storage Cabinet provides nostalgics with the best of both worlds, bringing the classic aesthetic of Coke brand vending machines of the 50s...

Doze Dog Bed & Side Table

Ashleigh Davies designed the Doze, a combo dog bed and side table (with removable lap desk!) in response to the prompt to create "a multifunctional piece of furniture to help reduce stress for dogs with separation anxiety...

SpaceAid WrapNeat 3-in-1 Wrap Dispenser with Cutter

$29.98 Amazon »

SpaceAid. That would be a way better name for a group of interplanetary EMTs than it is for kitchen organizational tools made of bamboo. Think of it. SpaceAid: From Earth to Mars at the Speed of Light. Or At Least Faster...

BLACK+DECKER Cordless Drill Combo Kit

$132.99 Amazon »

The BLACK+DECKER Cordless Drill Combo Kit is new or particularly fancy, but it does have a new and particularly fancy price from Amazon Prime Day. You'll save around $89 if you're a Prime member who grabs this 4-piece...

WORKPRO Electrical Repair Kit

$29.99 Amazon »

Funny, WORKPRO calls it an Electrical Repair Kit, but I'm pretty sure using one would be a surefire way for me to destroy my mama's electrical wires and terminals. Maybe even start an electrical fire and burn down her...

Astronaut Rabbit Side Table

$575.63 - $591.63 Amazon »

Oh, and if a jade green Astronaut Rabbit Side Table isn't kooky enough for you in and of itself, bonus alert! Space Bunny's helmet is also a tissue dispenser!...

Love in Bloom Porcelain Heart Vase

$89 Amazon »

A classic from Seletti, the Love in Bloom Porcelain Heart Vase goes full-on anatomical in its efforts to help you show how much you care. The vase turns arteries and veins of the heart into individual bud vases, allowing...

UFO Night Light

$20.99 Amazon »

Well, this UFO Night Light is certainly a subtler approach to the theme than the Alien Abduction Lamp, but, come on, nowhere near as fun. Available in lacquered black and white, I guess this UFO Night Light is the perfect...

Fanttik Mini Electric Screwdriver Set

$49.97 Amazon »

I'd screw that. I mean, with that, I'd screw with that. The Fanttik Mini Electric Screwdriver Set is a rechargeable pen-sized screwdriver that can screw electrically with a high and low torque of 0.2/0.05N.m, or screw...

StaySafe 5-in-1 Fire Extinguisher

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I wonder if one of the 5 types of fire this StaySafe 5-in-1 Fire Extinguisher is made to put out is the one currently raging in my throat. Dudes, the main thing I did over America's birthday weekend is catch Covid, and...

Breville 3X Bluicer - Blender & Juicer in One

$228.99 Amazon »

I hope the Breville 3X Bluicer is as fun to use as the word "Bluicer" is to say. Over and over again in my head, as if it's a whisper from the gods that I should name my firstborn Bluicer, or buy a blender and juicer...

Carrot Cat Scratching Post

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A Carrot Cat Scratching Post? That's stupid. ... No one show it to my wife, OK? There's nothing she loves more than our cat, Zanzibar, and vegetables...

WOLOLOW - Futuro House Style Night Light

$210 - $295 WOLOLOW »

I'm not sure that the WOLOLOW, a night light replica of the Futuro House designed by Finnish architect Matti Suuronen, is a thing that makes me go, "Wow!" but it is definitely a thing that makes me go, "WOLOLOW!" And...

Joie Watchers Silicone Storage, Cable & Bag Ties

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Meet the Watchers, little silicone monsters who are both adorable and helpful as storage, cable, and bag ties. Their googly eyes are just for show, but those shrieking mouths and extra-long Watcher tongues? That's where...

Please Don't Do Coke In The Bathroom Neon Party Sign

$59 - $279 Etsy »

Please don't do coke in the bathroom? Geez, the things you gotta be polite but explicit about asking people these days. First it was just, "Please wash your hands," and "Please don't flush things that aren't toilet paper...

Pizza Pack Adjustable Pizza Storage Container

$24.99 Amazon »

The battle between your pizza box, your fridge, and your stuffing skills is about to end. The winner: Pizza Pack, a slice-shaped pizza storage container that accordions up and down to hold leftover pieces of pepperoni...

For-Ghetti Spaghetti Fork

$15.24 - $15.43 Amazon »

Spaghetti that slides off your fork or won't catch when you try to twirl it? For-Ghetti 'bout it...

Encyclopedia of Sandwiches Poster

$23.45 - $30.45 Etsy »

An Encyclopedia of Sandwiches Poster, now that's a great way to ensure you know exactly what kind of sandwich you're eating whenever you eat a sandwich. And also to ensure you're always eating a sandwich, because who...

ShelterCube Extreme - Above-Ground Emergency Shelter

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I sure hope I never need to use a ShelterCube Extreme, but after what I "anonymously" mailed my tight-ass boss, I feel like maybe a storm's a-comin'...

Coral Reef Console Table

$1,425 Amazon »

So this is where all the coral reefs have gone. Decorative console tables. Thanks, Design Toscano...