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Stinger Indoor Insect Trap

By: on July 08, 2015
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The bugs have arrived. Rats. And since bugs (or rats) are not the types of animals I advocate co-existing with, this is my advice to those of you with homes overrun with flies, mosquitos, gnats, and no-see-ums: zap the little effers!

Stinger has created a chemical-free insect trap suitable for indoor use. Its UV white light attracts flying insects, and a powerful (but supposedly quiet) fan sucks them in to the machine's internal trap. Where they dry up and die. I know it sounds cruel, but after the 8th or 9th welt that keeps you awake all night clawing at and bloodying up your leg, resulting in uggo scabs and scars on top of multiple neck and back cricks due to the awkward angle you must assume to access the bites...you'll want at Stinger insect trap for your bedroom too.

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