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Silencing Slider - Cheeseburger Ball Gag

By: on April 18, 2015
Silencing Slider - Cheeseburger Ball Gag
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I'll have a quarter pounder with...please. Yes, please, Master, bite me! Bite me hard and put the marks of your ownership on my flesh while I, your slave, receive my punishment in complete submission. Silently mowing down on the natural food grade silicone rubber of my cheeseburger ball gag, and contemplating the magnificence of your rule...and also what I'm going to order at 5 Guys when we're done here.

In what is probably the best (and only?) demonstration of whimsical, yet practical, BDSM I've seen yet, Gorge Ohwell presents the Silencing Slider. Handmade and ergonomically designed, this fat patty and glutinous bun will "comfortably plug even the loudest of burger holes." Its non-toxic, food grade materials carry no unpleasant plastic smells or odors. At least before you start shoving it into your favorite human cavities. The adjustable leather strap fits heads measuring 14" to 21".