Flat Panel Heater
One time I stepped outside my back door and it was -8 degrees and the snot froze in my nostrils. That time was yesterday. But during these frigid winter months, instead of jacking up my home's central heating system, or wearing an 850-fill down puffy coat and wool beanie at my desk, I will seek an alternative bearer of warmth. A more convenient helper of homeostasis. I will make friends with a space heater.
How about this flat panel one? It's portable, doesn't take up much space, stays completely flat for wall or desk mounting, and goes by the name Cozy Legs. Hi there, Cozy Legs. You look nice today. What'd you do to get that nickname, huh? Yeah? Is that right? So...how's about sending some of your coziness over to my legs? Maybe to my torso and upper body too. Yeah, that's...and my hands! Don't forget about my hands, Cozy Legs!
The Cozy Legs flat panel heater has no exposed coils and, whether switched to Lo or Hi, will never become too hot to touch. In addition to keeping us snug and warm, Cozy Legs aims to keep us from hoarding energy and going broke too; it consumes just 150 watts of power. If wall or surface mounting isn't an option, the flat panel heater can also configure on a stand (not included). It measures 22" x 16" x 1" deep.