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Come In/Go Away Doormat

By: on June 15, 2012
$39.65
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According to my girlfriend, the Come In/Go Away optical illusion doormat is a cute 'n' clever idea. More importantly, it calms her fear that Eric Northman will go next door to that skank Kelly's house if he shows up one day while she's out. But she also wrestles with the thought that 180 degrees is all that stands between the newly escaped Russell Edgington or the newly outed Steve Newlin draining her pint by pint in her own living room, and feels this renders the doormat's true value questionable.

Um, does anyone know who these people are, and what the WTF she's talking about?

Whether coming in or going away, guests can leave dirt, leaves, and dog shit on the strategically curled lettering of this Indian coconut husk doormat. Dimensions are 27" long x 16" wide.

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It's a screw cam! No, not that kind...well. What you use it for is up to you, I guess. But I'm calling it a screw cam because this miniature CCTV camera looks like the piece of hardware--a simple screw just minding its...

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