Skateboard Bathroom Vanity Light
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Skateboards collide with light bulbs, putting a positive spin on the phrase, "Crash and burn" in another of ZAL Creations' slick lighting concoctions. The Skateboard Bathroom vanity light fits a real skateboard with four, 40W incandescent bulbs (while they're still legal...) and metal backing for wall mounting above the bathroom mirror, or anywhere else you want to be reminded of ollies and hardflips. Approximate measurements are 31" long x 7 1/2" tall, and the board finish can be customized to your choice of color (pictured is a blond stain), as all lighting installations are made to order.
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