Here's a way for responsible adults and people randomly tested for psilocybin and MDMA to enjoy the effects of mushrooms and E without physically ingesting them. It's an ocular mow-down with the Kinoko Mushroom USB Lamp, a pot of desktop foliage perpetually ready to explode into a cascading LED spectacle of Whoa! Sprouted from a grassy patch rooted in a fertile electrical grid, the blazing fungi live simply amidst staplers and boxes of Kleenex, conveniently charged by an included USB cord, or their very own solar panels.
When activated, the Mushroom Lamp cycles through its light show, segueing continuously from spellbinding shades of red and orange, right down the rainbow to violet for up to 8 hours. All the benefits of hallucinogenic spectral brilliance without the post-trip depression and dry mouth! The Kinoko plant pot measures 4.1" x 3.8" x 3.8".