125

The Official DC Comics Super Hero Cookbook

By: on March 23, 2014
$16.80
Check It Out

Well I know I would like a Batman mini pizza and some Martian Manhunter cupcakes for lunch today. And The Official DC Super Hero Cookbook says it is suitable for use by people ages 6 and up, so even if my mama refuses to make them for me I might be able to cobble together some semblance of a blue corn tortilla mask and red fondant X's all by myself.

Mama! I'd really prefer that you spearhead this task though!

A full-color hardcover as visually exciting as the comics themselves, The Official DC Super Hero Cookbook is filled with 50+ recipes designed to make kids learn how to make the unhealthy crap they insist on eating. No joke there. This is not a cookbook of vegetables and lean protein made fun and easy. It's one of simple carbs, refined sugars, and boxes of processed mixes and crusts made fun and easy! Slices of American cheese in the shape of the Superman logo! Orange sodie and Swedish Fish in an Aquaman ice cream float! Yum!

DC's official super hero cooking companion has recipes inspired by comic book characters ranging from Superman and Batman to Green Lantern, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Sample recipes include Green Arrow Fruit Kebobs, Holy Guacamole, and Up, Up, and Away Yogurt Parfait. Hero symbol stencils and character cut-outs are also included for dish styling.

Check it out

DC & Marvel Comics Suits

$169.99 - $349.99 from Fun.com Suits »

Holy Marvel of Washington DC, Batman! They made a suit out of you! As teased in a preview a couple weeks ago, Fun.com is releasing a line of men's (funny / monkey?) business suits in tribute to your favorite superheroes...

Buy Now

F*ck, That's Delicious

$16.50 from Amazon »

When I see the title F*ck, That's Delicious, all I can think of are the words, "Mm-hmm! This is a tasty burger!" I wonder if Action Bronson uses Jules Winnfield, or the Jules Winnfield talking action fig

Check it out

Hero Within Coats

$99 - $249 from Hero Within »

I told my gf I would agree to wear a man pea coat under one condition: it had to have a subtle and classy Bat symbol integrated into its cut and stitching across the back and shoulders. Then I smugly thought about how...

Buy Now

75 Years Of DC Comics

$120 - $340.33 from Amazon »

75 Years Of DC Comics is the kind of Batman v. Superman Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill could only dream of making. This collector's book archives rare images and artwork from the major Ages of DC's history into a high-end...

Buy Now

Prison Ramen: Recipes & Stories from Behind Bars

$8.26 from Amazon »

Good thing Shia La Beouf spent 25 hours in a New York City jail for acting like an asshat at a Broadway musical a couple years ago, or else the world may never have had Prison Ramen: Recipes and Stories from Behind Bars....

Buy Now

Thug Kitchen 101: Fast as F*ck

$17 from Amazon »

All the thugliness, half the effort. Thug Kitchen: Eat Like You Give a F*ck follows up its bestselling debut with this faster, simpler, and more f*cking thugged out motherf*cker of a cookbook, Thug Kitchen 101: Fast as...

Buy Now

Scraps, Wilt & Weeds: Turning Wasted Food into Plenty

$22.48 from Amazon »

Scraps, Wilt & Weeds isn't about digging through the trash to find dinner. It's about using those cores and stems, that skin and overripe flesh to make dinner before you follow your instincts and put them in the trash...

Buy Now

Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat

$23.79 from Amazon »

Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat. Yep, I love me some of all of those things. But mastering them as elements of good cooking...that sounds like a job for my mama! Good thing I'll be needing a gift for her come Mother's Day on May...uh...May...something. I'll have to look that up later....

Buy Now

Good and Cheap: Eat Well on $4/Day

$7.99 from Amazon »

After what I spent on my girlfriend's Christmas present, I'm going to need to know how to eat good and cheap for a long, long while. Leanne Brown took her first steps towards writing Good and Cheap: Eat Well on $4/Day...

Buy Now

The Monster's Cookbook

$8.73 from Amazon »

First the fresh eyeballs offered at my local farmer's market, and now The Monster's Cookbook have reminded me: the season for Blood Smoothies and Severed Fingerling Potatoes is coming! Halloween parties...and party planning...and...

Buy Now

Thug Kitchen

$14.94 from Amazon »

Thug Kitchen, in the piped icing vein of What the F*@# Should I Make for Dinner, has parlayed a recipe blog and the gratuitous use of profanity into a cookbook. And although I'm pretty sure noting Thug Kitchen on the...

Buy Now

A Super Upsetting Cookbook About Sandwiches

$15.63 from Amazon »

A Super Upsetting Cookbook About Sandwiches is kind of like PornBurger meets a neurotic New York chef. Tyler Kord owns and operates NYC's No. 7 restaurant and No. 7 Sub shops. His sandwiches look delicious. His mind looks...