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Scoop & Stack Ice Cream Scoop

By: on August 11, 2016
$14.95 - $23.99
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Pssst, here's the scoop: it's a cylinder. Madness! Madness! you say.

Yeah, I don't think there's any practical reason Cuisipro made an ice cream scoop that cuts, sucks, and spits out perfect cylinders instead of sphere...ish globs of mankind's greatest culinary invention. Except maybe the presentation looks nicer to those who are fancy or have OCD.

Cuisipro says their Scoop & Stacker also makes easy business out of cutting through super hard ice cream with its unique push-lift-push design.

I don't know, a cylinder of vanilla might be OK for topping off a caramel fudge brownie, but I'd rather not be forced to figure out the logistics of licking an ice cream cone that looks like Kid 'n Play.

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