F-Bomb Housewares

Zach Golden's cookbook What the F*@# Should I Make for Dinner has spawned a culinary F-bomb phenomenon. Now the word "Fuck" is being inserted with reckless abandon into otherwise perfunctory statements about grocery runs, coffee, and kissing the cook. As in:

• "I need some fucking groceries" on a reusable, 10-ounce heavyweight natural canvas bag, measuring 15" x 18" x 6" with 22" reinforced handles.
• "Fuck plastic." A bit more of a psycho-environmentalist stance, printed on the same reusable shopping bag detailed above.
• "Not your fucking mug" plastered across a dishwasher- and microwave-safe hot liquid transport vessel.
• "Fucking Coffee." On a fucking coffee mug.
• "Kiss the fucking cook." Hmmm. This one has some questionable semantic interpretations, based on whether you read its F-bomb as an (obviously intended) adjective or an (indisputably more visually interesting) adverb.
• "Thank you for that fucking thing you did." Heartfelt greeting card.
• "I'm fucking drunk." Shot glass, naturally. And another fun trip down semantics lane.

All F-Bomb Housewares are available in black and white, and aprons also print in khaki and yellow.

Muchas danke to Mitch T. for the product suggestion.

F-Bomb Housewares Gifts

• 1,001 Facts that Will Scare the S#*t Out of You - $11.16
• F**k Pie Chart T-Shirt - $15.99
• The Quotable Douchebag: A Treasury of Spectacularly Stupid Remarks - $8.10
• Creative Cussin' (The Redneck Edition) - $9.95
• Toy Vault Bedtime Teddy Swearbear Talking Plush Toy - $7.99