Giant Inflatable Balloon Animal Dog
Yeah, I have no idea why that lady is super pissed and flipping Fatboy's Big Dog the bird in the one photo, and then is lounging all smiles and cuddles with it in the others. But that's women for you. The bigger-than-life balloon animal sits at a lovably formidable 98" tall x 79" wide. Better borrow one of T-Rex's poop bags when you take it for a walk. Big Dog is not made of rubber like his squeaky, twisted brethren, but his high-quality PVC composition does require inflation. Probably with something a little more powerful than a creepy clown's mouth but, hey, if he's a real blow-hard, that might work too. Using pins, scissors, knives, and other sharp objects in the vicinity of your Fatboy pooch is probably not recommended, but hopefully his skin is thick enough that the odd hangnail, sneeze, or sideways glance won't be enough to pop him.