Animal Paper Clips
Midori makes over two dozen different animals ready to hold the wayward strands of your life together. At least the parts of it that are on paper. The company's animal D-Clips are the most precious paper clips I've ever seen. (And possibly even more heartwarming is that we live in a world where it's possible to make a paper clip deserving of the word "precious".)
Are you a dog person or a cat person? Do you like birds? Whales? Hippopotamuses? Then show off your unique tastes and personality to the world with a thin rod of metal bent aesthetically into these animals' likeness and functionally into a handy means of securing your tax forms and divorce papers.
Midori D-Clips come in sets of 30, stashed in little boxes denoting the paper clipped critter awaiting you inside.