X-Ray Lightboxes
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- Indiana Jones Light-Up Crystal Skull - $14.23
- Broken Bones: The X-Ray Atlas of Fractures - $19.95
- Broken Bone X-Rays - $25.80
- Skeleton Motorcycle Lamp - $32.00
- X-Ray of a Hand Pendant - $14.95
Real X-rays of human hands, human chest cavities, and demon skulls have been captured with a radiograph and framed to set the foundation for these nifty lightboxes. Each print is signed and numbered by artist Kelly Hoffman, and comes mounted in a 15" x 13" x 3" wood frame with a custom-made metal placard accent. The matching metal power switch with exit plug lead to a 6' cord covered in PVC insulation that plugs in to illuminate a series of scientific wonders and anatomical creepiness.
X-ray lighting comes courtesy of a compact fluorescent bulb good for 10,000 hours of enjoying for yourself, and using to vaguely disturb others. Images such as Corporate Evolution, the skull with devil horns, and The Longbowman, a phalange peace sign, can be displayed on shelves or mantles, as well as wall-mounted using included hardware.
Read more about artist Kelly Hoffman and individual X-ray artwork here.
Check out an equally creepy application of skulls here.
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