Whatever I'm Late Anyway Clocks

By: on March 02, 2013
Whatever I'm Late Anyway Clocks

Oh, how nice. A clock for people with no respect for others' time who like to turn their lack of responsibility and accountability into a big joke. Well, when I tell you to be at my place at 8 a.m. and you unapologetically roll up at 8:23 armed with your, "Heh, heh, too many gins last night" excuse, have fun savoring your Whatever I'm Late Anyway clock joke on the walk from Amherst to Boston 'cause I won't be there. Zing!

Yeah, I'm intense. It's how I'm able to do shit instead of just talking it, and why my bank account has a higher balance than my credit card statement, little brother. Puh, I don't care that you're 11. It's never too early to exhibit good manners and build character and when I say 8 a.m., I mean 8 a.m. Also, you're too young to drink gin. Stick with Mike's Hard Lemonade 'til you're 13.

Jennimo's handmade clocks are printed on 12" x 12" or 20" x 20" canvases with vinyl lettering in a couple dozen color combinations. Most read, "Whatever, I'm late anyway," but one deviates slightly with, "Whatever, I'm always late anyway!" and another hauls out some beloved profanity in, "Fuck it! I'm late anyway." Clocks run on a single AA battery.

$35 - $55
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