Nothing screams wealth and class like marble flooring, marble countertops, marble statues, and marble-covered rolls in the hay. Here, Safe House USA gives buyers the option of going full mar-balls to the wall with their patterned black and white duvet sets ($350), or keeping the decorative influences of metamorphosed limestone a little more subtle with a marbled pillow ($64) or throw blanket ($95).
Duvet covers are made from super-soft sanded polyester poplin that claims resistance to stains and pet hair, but such a statement only goes to show that the marbled bedding has never encountered an animal like my ex-girlfriend's Medusa cat, whose fur had some kind of viper fangs on its ends and could even chomp down on, like, particles of air, and just hang there in front of my face in suspended animation. It would be all over polyester poplin. Good thing I accidentally chopped up some mistletoe and mixed it in with that cat's Meow Mix last Christmas. Problem. Solved. Duvet sets include 2 standard-sized microfiber pillowcases.
Safe House USA marbled throw blankets come in either jersey or fleece, and measure 60" x 50".
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