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Bambooee Reusable & Washable Paper Towels

By: on February 06, 2017
$11.59
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Let me clarify: Bambooees are not at all paper towels, they're bamboo towels. I just named them "Reusable & Washable Paper Towels" because that's how they act. Absorbing crap, cleaning crap, dusting crap, shining crap. But never getting so saturated with crap that they tear apart and disintegrate into a pulpy mess ready for the landfill, and making way for some more trees to timber down into new rolls of paper towels. Bambooee is a paper towel replacement product. It's made of rayon woven from organic, sustainably-harvested bamboo plants.

The cool thing about bamboo, and one reason we're seeing it pop up in household products like pillows and bed sheets, is that it's hardy both in our application of it and its ability to regrow and withstand environmental impact. Bambooee towels are machine washable and reusable up to 100 times. And unlike a forest of trees, a forest of harvested bamboo will regrow new sprouts every year if treated properly.

Bambooee bamboo towels come in rolls similar to their paper counterparts, and will fit in standard paper towel holders. Each roll contains 20 x 11-1/2" x 11" sheets. In addition to wiping down kitchen counters and stovetops and cleaning furniture, you can call on a Bambooee to clean up spills on carpeting, and buff up your car.

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