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Darth Vader Handheld Showerhead

By: on October 15, 2015
  • Darth Vader Handheld Showerhead
  • Darth Vader Handheld Showerhead
  • Darth Vader Handheld Showerhead
  • Darth Vader Handheld Showerhead

Want to see Darth Vader spew jets of water out of his eyes? You know what you've got to do: use The Force. Something around 70 psi should do the trick. Just make sure to remove any installed water-reducing valves before you let him rip.

Get clean as you go Dark with this Darth Vader handheld showerhead. The Empire's ruthless right hand man may not have been able to destroy the Rebel Alliance, but rest assured, he will annihilate the armies of bacteria on your skin. Now that he's locked Han Solo in a bar of soap, his cleaning power will be unstoppable. The Darth Vader showerhead from Oxygenics has 3 different spray settings and a 2.0 gallons-per-minute flow rate. The handheld's hose measures 6' long to ensure Vader can attend to the personal hygiene of your kids and pets too.

I'm not saying anything about how he might also be able attend to the personal pleasure of your ladies.

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