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Carbon Fiber Race Track Drink Coaster Set

By: on June 27, 2017
$59.99
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These Carbon Fiber Race Track Drink Coasters are light, fast, and slick. Which is exactly what I myself am going to be long about the 6th beer I set on one of them this 4th of July weekend.

Made of genuine 2 x 2 3K Twill carbon fiber, the 4-strong coaster sets are an easy go(-go!-go!)-to gift for men who dig the need, the need for speed. Each coaster depicts a different world-class race track / course etched into its surface, as well as the name of the track, in case you don't recognize it from its line drawing aerial view.

Choose from 2 different Race Track Coaster Sets, or get them both. One includes Nurburgring, COTA, Suzuka Circuit, and Laguna Seca, and the second Spa-Francorchamps, Mt. Panorama, La Sarthe, and Long Beach.

Even if you're not into Formula One, IndyCar, or Superbike racing, you might give the Carbon Fiber Race Track Drink Coaster Set a second look for another reason: designer Time Attack Carbon says their milled surfaces prevent glasses from sticking to them. And glasses sticking to coasters - and then coasters falling off and crashing into my plate of food or onto my laptop - is one of my Top 20 Minor Things That Make Me So F'ing Mad in Life. So, yeah. I would get some Carbon Fiber Race Track Drink Coasters for that feature alone.

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