T-Rex Folding Knife
- Aquatec T-REX Titanium Knife - $41.49
- CRKT Fossil Folding Knife - $39.99
- Schmuckatelli Sabretooth Skull Lanyard Bead - $11.97
- Black Legion Primordial Sunset Pocket Knife - $20.99
- DoorPix 3D T-Rex Door Mural Wrap - $39.95
Caution: both ends bite. Metal Worn's T-Rex Folding Knife don't need no stinkin' proportionately-sized arms to do pushups or give high-fives. He don't need no stinkin' arms at all! With a 3.25" 440C stainless steel "tail" heat treated to 60~62HRC, this custom beast of a design is doing just fine without all your stupid extra appendages getting in the way.
The T-Rex Folding Knife, like most Metal Worn creations, has titanium handles and hardware, along with a titanium pocket clip with roller bearing. Another bearing mechanism gives it its smooth, fast flipping ability, and a frame lock keeps it shut when you need to be smooth and fast about not parading your big ol' T-Rex knife around.
This particular T-Rex folder is a one-off from Metal Worn, but the shop also has the knife in an almost R2-D2 color scheme here. Interesting mix of metaphors that is. Metal Worn also makes a ton of other nifty bracelets, spinners, and EDC pieces, including the Mini Titanium Katana, a keychain-style sword with a tritium insert we saw here last year.
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