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EcoQubeC Aquarium

By: on December 17, 2016
$119.99 - $275
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The EcoQubeC Aquarium is for all the kiddies, girlfriends, and mamas on your gift list this year who are responsible...ish. The desktop Betta fish tank does accommodate a single live fish, which will need to be fed and loved and sung to sleep each night, but thanks to an integrated aquaponics system on top, EcoQubeC owners will not have to clean out the tank and change its water. Ever.

In a beauteous display of symbiosis, the EcoQubeC uses a basil plant as its aquaponics filter. This means it takes care of purifying the aquarium water, absorbing the betta's sloughed scales and long poos, all by itself. All you need to do is feed your finned bud 3 to 6 times per week, and add a fresh water top-off once or twice a month.

The EcoQubeC tank is made of flame-polished acrylic and includes a filter and remote controlled 6mm LED lighting. (You can also purchase a more extensive version of the kit with a UV sterilizer, basil seeds, and decorative tank accessories).

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