Gear

You just never know when you're going to need a fancy French steak knife to cut a porterhouse or a ribeye on the fly. In my life, anyway, I can hardly walk down the street without neighbors and shopkeepers thrusting delectable...

There are fun cat toys. There are frustrating cat toys. There are evil cat toys. And then there's the KiTiDOT red dot laser pointer cat collar. A collar with a built-in projector of a perpetually un-pounceable red dot...

This Mini Knife Set probably won't be your most useful piece of EDC, unless your goal with EDC is to be able to whip out implements that make the ladies go, Awww. ... Uh, implements not permanently attached to your body...

How have I never heard of a Screaming Aztec Death Whistle? In all my efforts to exact revenge on my ex-girlfriend, Karen, in all my attempts to prank my friend Cornelius, in all my ploys to convince my mother-in-law our...

Coffee and muffin...top, anyone? This Fat Belly Mug is described as "cute," and I guess that's true, if you're into the dad bod look. Admittedly, it is also very cute 'n' clever that the handle of the mug is formed by...

Lights...cooler...action! ... Oh wait, don't forget the beats! After all, it's the Frio Color-Changing LED Cooler and Bluetooth Speaker...

I don't wear my heart on my sleeve, I wear my nap on my sleeve. The Sleepy Sleeves Wearable Arm Pillow is an alternative to neck pillows and giant ostrich heads for travelers and tuckered-out workers eager to grab some...

The Bron Coucke Sausage Guillotine. Now there's an...interesting...gift for a man. Indeed, it is an exquisite charcuterie tool, made in France and most dudely in appearance to maximize presentation at your next dinner...

This 2-in-1 Watermelon Fork and Slicer is the fruitiest thing you'll see all summer. Maybe even 3 summers counting, given it's been a minute since the Windmill Watermelon Slicer made its own fruity splash...

The Terrain 365 Invictus Bali-Ti Butterfly Knife looks sharp. In every way possible. Has me wanting to sing a song too. A balisong...

Thinking I might join the inno Fan Club. I like this air circulator's telescoping properties, able to extend from a compact and tidy 5", to as tall as 35", and therefore also able to direct its airflow with precision...

Waterlogged ears from swimming or showering? Sweaty canals from a tough workout? Victim of yet another Wet Willy? The DearBuds SE is a wearable ear dehumidifier that is, first of all, not a joke, and, second of all, designed...

I tried it. Works. Though the Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Roll QR Code Sticker doesn't just immediately start blasting Rick Astley's iconic earworm and ultimate prank song. It takes the QR code scanner to the video on...

GPods, self-described as the world's first earbuds with light control, could be simple earphones with red pill / blue pill-looking baubles that flash your favorite LED colors light one of those smart light bulbs, or a...

I wouldn't go so far as to call HID SIPS' Water Dispensing Lamp genius, but I do think it rises above both the useless gadget and unnecessary invention categories. And while I usually keep my bedtime water in the bathroom...

Maybe the best quote a company president has ever made about their product comes from C3 Custom Cooler Creations president, Scott Seljan. In speaking to The Milwaukee Sentinel of his Remote Controlled Rover Coolers, Seljan...

Bomber & Company invites you to upgrade - or perhaps, upblade - your everyday carry with their B-2 Nano Blade. They say, at less than 1 ounce, the pint-sized pocket knife is the world's lightest fully locking nano blade...

The M5 Titanium Nano EDC Blade is tiny, tactile, and ready to tackle tasks by the ton. Or at least, like, the handful, but that ruins my wordplay. A new issue from Gadget Master, the M5 is a fetching stainless utility...

That's it, Petvation, it was one thing when the government was coming for me with their facial recognition technology, but my cat is where I draw the line! Leave Zanzibar out of this! ... Though, I mean, an automatic...

Your focus, your drive, your QWERTY fingers, they're on fire! Make sure the laptop you're using to execute your plans for world domination isn't too with MOFT's new Cooling Stand, an ultra-thin attachment for your laptop...

Hey there, fight fans, are you ready for a little Rumble in the J...ar? And really, it's not so much rumble-y as it is 200-micron-holes filter-y. But the cold brew this Rumble Jar cold brew coffee maker for mason jars...

The Tempo-X Submarine Humidifier one-ups the music-reactive lights of dancing speakers, and maybe even the music-reactive flames of the Trackside Fire Pit, with its music-reactive mist rings that both puff to the beat...

Does your old man like to hunt or fish? Watch live sports? Spy on the neighbors? Well, well, well, have I got a pair of hands-free Binocular Glasses, and a Father's Day gift for you...

The Mac Classic just never stops being...classic, does it? Shargeek's Retro 35 Mini is an obvious, albeit not obviously stated for licensing reasons, reimagining of a yesteryear Apple Macintosh into a 35W USB-C charger...