Gear

Inflatable Skeleton Lovers

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Spooky season is coming up, and these Inflatable Skeleton Lovers - the Boning Bones, if you will - are the perfect front yard decoration to, er, erect if you want to offend and piss off the Karens in your neighborhood...

Damascus Steel Blank Blades

$39.99 - $49.99 Amazon »

Budding knifesmiths can challenge their skills and forge the precise knife they want to EDC or display with these Damascus steel blank blades Poshland Damascus Knives has layered into an array of different patterns and...

Personalized George Costanza Beach Photobomb

$32.99 Etsy »

The original photobomb, credited to George Costanza on Seinfeld Season 9, Episode 7, "The Slicer," can now be yours. And not just yours in the hand, but yours in the face too! Shop Cafe Disco will personalize the iconic...

Dango Permanent Marker

Make your Sharpies look as sharp as they write with the Dango Permanent Marker, a new hard shell for your inky implements from Dango Products' Pen and Capsule collection. CNC machined from 6061 aerospace grade aluminum...

Toolbox Mini Fridge

$421.78 Amazon »

A Toolbox Mini Fridge, is that dumb? Haha, just kidding, of course it's not dumb! It's dumbfoundingly cool. And even if the general consensus were that it is dumb, you could still give one of Whynter's workshop chillers...

35-Foot Inflatable Michael Myers

$2,995 Etsy »

Halloween Ends is coming to a streaming service near you, and possibly to your kids the moment they see this 35-foot inflatable Michael Myers in someone's yard when they're trick-or-treating this year. And in both cases...

Lumina Desk Advanced Workstation

If you want a smart workstation with a futuristic look, in-desk display, a full top surface of wireless charging, power outlets galore, and nary a cable in sight, I think you're beginning to see the Lumina. The Lumina...

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Wireless Charge Pad

$54.99 Amazon »

What a piece of junk! Actually, I have no idea how well this Star Wars Millennium Falcon Wireless Charge Pad works, or how cool (or junky) it looks in person, but that felt like the right line from the film series to...

Transparent Sticky Notes

$4.97 Amazon »

I've been typing for so long now that using a pen to make handwriting makes me feel like I have some sort of palsy in my arm, so I don't think these transparent sticky notes are for the likes of me. Or, for that matter...

Thrive Mini First Aid Travel Kit

$16.99 Amazon »

Thrive puts first aid in the palm of your hand with their Mini First Aid Travel Kit. At just 5" long a 3.75" wide x 1.5" thick, the soft zippered case is small enough to stuff in a pack, store in a glove box, or keep...

Twelve South Curve Flex Adjustable Laptop Stand

$77.59 Amazon »

Twelve South's Curve Laptop Stand gets curvier with their new Curve Flex, an even more ergonomic stand that lifts and tilts your MacBook or other laptop at fully adjustable heights and angles. The Curve Flex raises laptop...

SystemSix Retro-Macintosh-Style Desk Calendar & Display

One reason not to get too excited about the SystemSix, a desktop piece that uses a retro Macintosh to display a calendar, the weather forecast, and the phase of the moon, is it doesn't use a real old-school Mac. The case...

Sky High 20' Camera Tripod

$299 Amazon »

Finally, a camera tripod that can truly capture my vertical. The Sky High 20' Camera Tripod from Glide Gear telescopes to a whopping 20' tall, or high enough to record the entire field/court during sporting events, take...

O2COOL Mist 'N Sip Misting Water Bottle

$12.99 - $14.99 Amazon »

A water bottle and mister in one?! Oh, too cool. I mean, O2COOL! Ha! That was deliberate, right? Good one, dads who run the O2COOL brand. I hope the quality of your Mist 'N Sip Misting Water Bottles can live up to the...

Transformers x Canon Optimus Prime EOS R5 Camera

$150 Takara Tomy »

Thanks to Takara Tomy's Transformers x Canon EOS R5 Camera mashup, you can now use Optimus Prime to shoot people without consequence. They will probably even thank you for aiming the Autobot leader their way, though they...

Campfire, Fire Pit & BBQ Table

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Elevate your outdoor dining experience, and give new meaning to sitting 'round the fire with this swell campfire, fire pit, and BBQ table from Joy-Tech. Serving as both seating and barrier, the table sets up with 4 ladder-like...

ClampTape Clothespin-Shaped Tape Dispenser

$19.90 Amazon »

The ClampTape, a clothespin-shaped tape dispenser you can clip on any narrow edge, is some good stuff. Well-conceived, seemingly well-executed, space-saving stuff. I think the idea's gonna grip consumers, and stick with...

Pro-Ject x Metallica Ninja Star Turntable

$1,599 Metallica »

Metallica's Ninja Star Turntable, a collaboration with Pro-Ject Audio, brings back childhood memories of possibly being afraid of the song "Enter Sandman," and having a babysitter who always played it about 17 times throughout...

Slice of Bread Cat Cone

$16.99 Amazon »

And they say this Slice of Bread Cat Cone is kinder to the cat's neck, body, and activities too! That's in addition to being kinder to the cat owner's eyes, obviously. The squishy not-cone is an adorable wearable sleeping...

Aranet4 HOME Wireless Indoor Air Quality Monitor

$162 Amazon »

Drop a wad on the Aranet4 HOME wireless indoor air quality monitor to find out if you need to drop another wad on an Airmega smart air purifier. The Aranet4 HOME uses a non-dispersive infra-red sensor (NDIR) to measure...

Nautical Brass 100-Year Calendar Compass

$26.99 Amazon »

At our wedding, my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, told me we'd be together 'til we're 102, so while most of you out there might not need the 100-year calendar that tops this Nautical Brass 100-Year Calendar Compass...

Zero Breeze Mark 2 Portable, Off-Grid Air Conditioner

$999 Zero Breeze »

Ahhh, nothing better than getting out of the city in the summer. Nothing more relaxing than a few days in the mountains, a trip to a national park, an RV adventure to wherever the winding road takes you. These days, as...

TopKnife Laguiole Folding Steak Knife

$29.95 Amazon »

You just never know when you're going to need a fancy French steak knife to cut a porterhouse or a ribeye on the fly. In my life, anyway, I can hardly walk down the street without neighbors and shopkeepers thrusting delectable...

KiTiDOT Red Dot Laser Pointer Cat Collar

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There are fun cat toys. There are frustrating cat toys. There are evil cat toys. And then there's the KiTiDOT red dot laser pointer cat collar. A collar with a built-in projector of a perpetually un-pounceable red dot...