Gear

Check out my new Oscoda Flat Nose Knife. Smithed by mine own hands. ... Nah, just kidding. I'm pretty sure Andrew St. Peter made the one you see here, because if I had, its namesake flat nose would definitely be either...

Moonwalkers? Hmmm. Well, these shoes that claim to make you walk at running speed definitely have the "moon" part right - they make your feet look like they're donning a big ol' pair of moon boots. The aesthetic doesn't...

BusyBox says their BusyBox S Smart Sign "works. So you can work." Or record your music. Or stream your podcast. Or tell everyone you're masturbating without telling them you're masturbating...

Now what is this Warning telling me? Something about tools? Let's see here... Warning: These tools are too advanced for your skill level. Please stick with...Fisher Price? What? Fisher Price? What does that - hey! That's...

I'm pretty sure READYACTION's Tablet Chest Harness is intended for people who do a lot of work standing and moving about. Contractors and real estate agents, utility and warehouse workers, event organizers, coaches, all...

The Crazy Cursor Mouse Destroyer Prank is a good one for anyone to pull on...anyone but you. Within 30 seconds of plugging this tiny USB PCB into any computer running Windows 11 and below, the system's mouse will be...

Tell me without telling me you'd like me to F off. That's the essence of this otherwise handsome Bird Trophy - no, Flipping the Bird Trophy - from Uncommon Goods...

There's always been a general, vague awareness that when people blow out the candles on their birthday cakes, everyone who subsequently eats a piece of those cakes will also be eating droplets of the birthday boy or girl's...

Would you beer my Valentine? With a Stanley Adventure Big Grip Beer Stein in hand, that's the question I'm most hoping to hear from my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power this Valentine's Day...

If Mother Earth's Plantasia, an actual album recorded with 10 actual songs for houseplants, sounds like some hippie dippie stuff from the 70s, well. That's because Mother Earth's Plantasia is indeed some hippie dippie...

The Chuck Wagon Outdoor Kitchen & Bar from Hitchman Homestead takes mealtime west. All the way west. Where Cowboy Cauldron BBQ Fire Pits just go west-ish, the Chuck Wagon Outdoor Kitchen & Bar goes straight to, like...

The Carhartt Firm Duck Insulated Dog Chore Coat is for working dogs. Oh, and hipster dogs. Obviously...

Honk - no, hoink - if you like pigs busting out the back of car windows! Not all the 3D Animal Car Window Decals in the Andre Valois Shop are as realistic as the cheeky porker you see above, but I've pulled a shortlist...

It's a toss-up whether I like the term "Bucket Boss" or "Mullet Buster" more, but put them together? Holy crap, the Bucket Boss Mullet Buster 3-Bag Tool Belt almost makes me want to get a bunch of tools and learn how...

Need a Lift to work? The Lift 2-in-1 laptop stand and whiteboard raises your laptop to a better ergonomic position for screen-staring, plus incorporates a dry erase board you can use to take notes and write reminders...

Be still, my heart, and holy EDStriga, Batman! This is one fine looking pocket knife. Stubby and thicc in all the right places, the Striga Pocket Knife is a Maciej Modrzejewski design, coming soon to his online store...

Of all the portable pup water bowls I've seen, the AutoDogMug might be the most user-friendly for both dog and owner. Highwave's leak-free hound hydration system is essentially a squeeze bottle with a small bowl on top...

Looks like Viski's Cigar Flask can hold one 54-gauge cigar, and one...tiny sip of liquor. OK, 2 ounces of liquor - Scotch if you're following the rules of cigar-and-booze consumption - so basically a shot...

Ah, the Jettle. For all you jet setters in the worlds of travel mugs, electric kettles, and boiling water. Here I was thinking my Star Wars Corkcicle and Stagg were the snazziest of snazzy options for coffee, tea, and...

When the snacks attack, what's the first thing you do? Yep. Organize the troops - your cups, your bowls, your utensils, and your napkins - and attack them right back. With your hands and teeth. 3D McMaster, who should...

I don't have an Apple Watch, so I don't need a NightWatch Magnifying Clock Dock for my Apple Watch. But. My mama has an Apple Watch. And, based on the imprints of a square with rounded edges and a little dial sticking...

MK Lighter's Outdoor Series of their windproof jet flame pocket lighters are both most pleasing to the eye, and most igniting to your BBQs, lanterns, candles, and campfires. Just don't get so taken with their cool colors...

Bouncy Bands join bounce houses, bouncing balls, and bouncing from family get-togethers in the bouncing stages of childhood development. Made for middle and high school chairs, Bouncy Bands give fidgety kids a safe and...

Technically, these 14-Inch Industrial Grade Glow Sticks are made for camping, power outages, and emergencies, but I know you dudes take one look at them and think the same thing I do: Schvrmmmmmmm! Kwishuuuuuuuuuu! Let...