Gear

Gun Shaped Knife with LED Light

$16.95 from Etsy »

Pull the trigger on this gun and get a slash instead of a bang. Ruck Gear makes and engraves gun shaped pocket knives to order, with initials, names, or other text, in your choice of font. They're a simple, but still...

Special Ingredients Shitzlinger Action Pack

$15.96 from Amazon »

I'm not sure whether Shomer-Tec's Special Ingredients line of products are more prank or more spy. Maybe they fall somewhere in between. In case you're not familiar with these products, they come in vials filled with...

Miniature Tabletop Desktop Warfare Kit

$17.99 from Amazon »

This Ballista Kit, based on the artillery weapon design used by the Roman Empire, will enjoy a loooong career in desktop warfare at my office. But I'm also thinking of rolling the little wooden crossbow onto the tabletop...

The Forktula

$6 from Forktula »

Forktula, where were you last week when I got the stink-eye for licking mushroom sauce off my plate at a Chicago steak house? (I couldn't not do it! That sauce was deee-licious. And expensive. Leaving it would have wasted...

DroneGun Tactical - Portable Drone Countermeasure

Are you sick of real estate agents getting aerial footage of new listings in your area? Drone Shield has you covered. Finally a safe way to bring down those quadcopters from the sky without having to fire a single shot...

YETI Rambler 14 oz Mug

$43 from Amazon »

YETI admits it: "The YETI Rambler 14 oz Mug is the...most over-engineered camp mug out there." At least as over-engineered as the beard of the dude drinking from one of the mugs in the image gallery above. OK, fine, YETI...

GoVision HD Video Camera Sunglasses

$129.99 from GoVision »

When you conquer ski jumps and skeleton runs like a Winter Olympian GoVision's Pro S full HD video camera sunglasses will record the perspective footage to prove it, hands-free, and with a single touch...

Flagrant Beard HAVOC Neck Knife

$110.86 from Amazon »

I am not a weekend warrior. More a weekend coucher. But, if I were, this seems like the neck knife that I would want on my person. The Flagrant Beard HAVOC stems from an essential necessity of law enforcement and military...

The Boring Company Flamethrower

Sold Out from The Boring Company »

Elon Musk's The Boring Company has fired up its next gimmick fun and cheeky piece of merchandise for Hyperloop supporters. The forthcoming Boring Company Flamethrower follows their "The Boring Company" embroidered baseball...

4-USB Front & Back Seat Car Charging Hub

$23.93 from Amazon »

The Road Rockstar frees the rest of the band in the car from the USB-hogging frontman. Belkin developed this 2-piece charger with 4 total USB ports to accommodate both front and back seat passengers. It has a pair of...

Airo Wearable Anxiety Detector & Counselor

$199.99 from AIRO »

Think of Airo as a wellness tracker and AI therapist. The watch-style wearable is designed to detect elevated anxiety and stress levels, and then counsel you through bringing them back down, and achieving some relief...

Lensball Photo Effect Accessory

$29.95 - $39.95 from Amazon »

Crystall ball refraction photography. The Lensball brings this mouthful of a photo effect to anyone interested in exploring the powers of a different kind of crystal. Hold this hardened clear crystal sphere in front of...

PowerBar - Portable AC Power Outlet

$199.99 from Amazon »

The Jackery PowerBar lets you take the wall with you! Well, the outlet in the wall anyway. This portable AC power outlet provides the same charge you get from the same 3-prong plug you get it from in standard wall outlets...

Hand & Forearm Massager

$49.99 from Amazon »

Roleo: hand and forearm massager or a little something the Road Runner cooked up for Wile E. Coyote? Visions of my fingers coming out the other side of these industrial-looking rollers flatter than piss on a plate make...

The Ultimate Cat Scratcher Lounge

$49.95 from Amazon »

A cat scratcher and lounge that's modern and sexy and might even be nicer than any of the hooman furniture I own? And that's way, way cheaper than the other best cat scratching post I've ever seen? My cat, Zanzibar, and...

ONO Roller

ONO! Another fidget toy! The height of the trend has passed, but the ONO Roller still sees a place for itself in a post-spinner market. ONO calls itself a "tool" rather than a "toy," and the double cylinders are designed...

Night Vision Goggles

$599 from Amazon »

These hands-free night vision goggles mean surveillance, after-dark expeditions, and finding the perfect bush to pee on in the middle of the night aren't just possible, they're on like Donkey Kong!...

SanDisk Extreme Portable SSD

$99.99 - $349.99 from Amazon »

You can dangle your data from a pack strap with SanDisk's Extreme Portable SSD. At 1.95" x 3.79" x 0.35" the drive is smaller than a smartphone, and easy to slip in a pocket or clip to a bag for data transfer on-the-go...

Pentode Radio Tube USB Flash Drive

$39 - $69 from Amazon »

These modified USB flash drives are built with 80s-era pentode radio tubes from the then-USSR. Their nifty repurposing should please steampunk fans, or anyone in search of a steampunk gift...

Office Nap Pillow

$30.99 from Amazon »

Falling asleep at your desk? The Office Nap Pillow for the work force's finest (plus sleepy students with 8 a.m. lectures) facilitates a quick 3:00 snooze without the resultant neck and shoulder tension, or headaches...

Conversion Turntable with Stereo Speakers

$65.99 from ION Audio »

The Classic LP is a USB conversion turntable compatible with Macs & PCs. What's a turntable ye young whippersnappers ask? Well, back before music streaming services we bought something called MP3s to listen to music...

"Flip-It" Wine Aerating Carafe

$49.95 from Amazon »

I like "Flip-It" Wine Aerator, but Menu actually calls their invertible / revertible carafe the Winebreather. Though similar to a decanter in shape - and in function if you choose to use it that way - the aerator distinguishes...

Retro TV Smartphone Screen Magnifier

$28.99 from Amazon »

I doubt this retro TV smartphone screen magnifier will allow Mama & Pops to toss out their reading glasses, but in enlarging their Android or iPhone screens to 2 to 4 times original size, they'll at least now be able...

PenPOW Pencil Slingshot

$9.97 from Amazon »

Peleg Design calls their PenPOW pencil-mounted slingshot "your secret weapon against boredom." And since we all know boredom runs rampant in classrooms and cubicles, we should probably take this opportunity to protect...