Gear

T-Rex Folding Knife

$449 from Metal Worn »

Caution: both ends bite. Metal Worn's T-Rex Folding Knife don't need no stinkin' proportionately-sized arms to do pushups or give high-fives. He don't need no stinkin' arms at all! With a 3.25" 440C stainless steel "tail"...

Fighting Ninja Birthday Candles

$9.99 from Amazon »

Here are some Fighting Ninja birthday candles to help you hold your resolution to kick ass and take names this 8th...28th...38th year of your life. I'd ask them to start by sending some Ninjutsu moves the way of anyone...

The James Brand Elko Pocket Knife

$60 - $70 from The James Brand »

Of their Elko pocket knife, The James Brand says, "Your keys just got a new best friend." Awww, that's good news. I recently had to put my 8-year-old tritium keychain down, so my keys have been particularly lonely...

Cat House for Humans

According to Bibi Lab, 10.4 humans per hour Tweet, "I want to be a cat!" In response to this rampant cat envy, and also because Bibi Lab is a Japanese retailer, and this sort of thing isn't even a little weird in Japan...

Skull Mugs

$100 - $190 from Etsy »

Cerapost makes creepy skull mugs to help your morning coffee scare the living grogginess out of you. And along with the hollowed eye sockets and gumless toothy grins, many Cerapost creepy skull mugs also have flourishes...

Mermaid Dog Life Vest

$23.99 - $26.99 from Amazon »

ArrrRawrrrArrrooooo! It's the siren song of the mermaid dog. The merdog, that majestic creature of the sea, paddling and panting 'round the water in her iridescent scaled life vest with all the elegance and grace of a...

FinalStraw - Collapsible, Reusable Straw

$20 from FinalStraw »

Collapsible, reusable, easy to clean. It's the Final Straw for single-use tubular plastic polluters everywhere...

Django City Slicker Raincoat for Dogs

$42.95 - $47.95 from Amazon »

Rain in the city, mud on the trail, or sand on the beach. Django says their City Slicker will keep you clean and dry in the face of them all. And by "you" I mean you, Mr. Squiggles. Bella Jane. Luna. Horace. The Django...

Wearhaus Arc Bluetooth Headphones with Music Sharing

$78.95 from Amazon »

That Wearhaus Arc's fancy on-ear Bluetooth headphones have fancy LED rings in colors you can change with a tap running' round their ear cups might appeal to the teens and club kids out there, but me, I like something...

Dehydrated Water

$10.99 from Amazon »

Dehydrated Water: it's just like a cup of Ramen, only without the Ramen! This can of premium water is all natural and contains no artificial colors, flavors, GMOs, antibiotics, or weird, unpronounceable ingredients. And...

Senior Woman with Asthma Wall Mural

$24.01 - $59.96 from Amazon »

Need something to cover the empty 10' white wall in your dining room like I do? Senior Woman with Asthma Wall Mural. Need a housewarming gift for your friend Cornelius? Senior Woman with Asthma Wall Mural. Need someone...

SwiftPaws - Capture the Flag for Dogs

$199 - $225 from SwiftPaws »

SwiftPaws challenges pups with the zoomies, plus pups who didn't know they still had the zoomies in them, to meet their match: a Capture the Flag game for dogs...

StubbyStrip Insulated Neoprene Drink Carrier

$20 from Amazon »

The StubbyStrip is an insulated neoprene drink carrier that furls and unfurls with up to 6 bottles or cans in tow. It loads stretched long, with individual koozie compartments for each beer, sodie, or energy drink you...

Energy Tape - Sticky Tape Solar Panels

While designer Lei Yang's Energy Tape, a roll of sticky solar panels, is still just a concept, the idea is based on technology that is currently available. infinityPV makes Solar Tape, flexible, printed organic solar...

BruMate Hopsulator Trio - 3-in-1 Insulated Glass

$24.95 from Amazon »

Once you've picked your ice cold poison, BruMate's Hopsulator Trio, a 3-in-1 insulated glass, will let you pick the ice cold way you want to drink it. This version of the Hopsulator was built to fit 16-ounce cans, but...

DIY Vintage Camper Birdhouse

$25 - $35 from Etsy »

I actually think the rest of the birds would be jealous if your birds lived in a van down by the river. In one of these sweet Vintage Camper Birdhouses they'd be the classy rather than the trashy ones...

LeviZen Liquid Levitator

$249 - $399 from Kickstarter »

Not only does the LeviZen look like something out of the Legion lab, but its description, a "liquid levitator," also sounds like something Loudermilk might build to, I don't know, harness and suspend David's subconscious...

Shomer-Tec Prison Pen

$6.36 from Amazon »

This Prison Pen from Shomer-Tec reminds me of the Season 2 premiere of Legion. Like, that guy with body integrity identity disorder disorder who stabbed himself him the leg with a pen should have had his pen use restricted...

Grizzly Coolers Grip Pounder Can

$14.99 from Amazon »

Looks like The Hulk got ahold of one of Grizzly Coolers' prototype Grip Pounder Cans and...did them a design service. The 16-ounce insulated can coolers incorporate an ergonomic, finger-imprinted hand grip into their...

Death Star Popcorn Popper

$49.99 from Amazon »

Luke, if you want popcorn with your Netflix & Chill, better go ahead and let this Death Star do the thing it was made for. In a strange twist on deadly weapons, the Death Star Popcorn Popper is here to do good, transforming...

Laswell Personal Carry Fire Extinguisher

Laswell's FF200 is a fire extinguisher the size of a bottle of shower gel, designed specifically for personal carry on a belt, or storage in your pack, kitchen drawer, or glove box. And while not as cool looking as AFO's...

The Big Bang Pistol Set

$4.5 million from Cabot Guns »

Cabot Guns has forged a few big bangs into its Big Bang Pistol set. The matched left and right pair of 1911s aren't just two of a kind, the only two Cabot has and will ever build (bang!), they're two of a kind made entirely...

HeatGenie Self-Heating Beverage Container

HeatGenie isn't so much a life-changing invention as it is a just kinda cool one. At first I thought the self-heating container for ready-to-drink beverages was another mug with a rechargeable battery (like the Ember...

JHO Knives F**H Spiked Club

$1,250 from JHO Knives »

My sense is that JHO Knives' F**H spiked club could do as much physical damage to my wallet as its $1,250 price tag would do figurative damage. 100% pure cowhide leather? Psshhh. If the brass spikes encircling the club's...