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Stroodles Biodegradable Pasta Straws

$4.25 - $16 Stroodles »

Sometimes when you've got problems that are real noodle bakers - preserving the environment, slowing climate change, reducing waste - the simple act of baking noodles can help solve them. Stroodles are biodegradable drinking...

Ballistic Dart Launcher

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GlobalEDC is quick to point out that their ballistic dart launcher "IS NOT A TOY! MUST BE 18 YEARS OR OLDER TO PURCHASE." However, the company continues, those who do order the button-operated dart shooter can use it...

Philips Somneo Connected Sleep & Wake-up Light

$219.95 Amazon »

Philips calls their Somneo Connected "the wake-up light designed to help you sleep." More than just a sunrise-simulating alarm clock, this light therapy lamp has built-in sensors to measure the temperature, noise, light...

Cooking Essentials Travel Kit

$28 Amazon »

A pinch of salt here, a square of foil there, a fat douse of sriracha on top - it's a gourmet meal in Room 204 at the Motel 6 thanks to the Cooking Essentials Travel Kit from Dash Provisions. Really?...

Shut The Fucupcakes Wipes

$4.99 Amazon »

What the fucupcakes did I just get all over my hands? Is this batter? Mud my wife's cousin's dog tracked into the kitchen? POO my wife's cousin's kid shat in the kitchen?!...

Chip Fingers Finger Covers

$12.99 Amazon »

I like storing some flavor for later under my fingernails and in my cuticle beds as much as the next dude, but Chip Fingers might be a useful tool for the times I have to hand out papers in work meetings, or touch my...

Aliens Four Stages of Fear Beer Stein

Discontinued

Egg-->Facehugger-->Chestburster-->Xenomorph. Even at under a foot tall the Aliens Four Stages of Fear Beer Stein lives up to its name in its representation of Xenomorph evolution. I've never felt less inclined...

The Munsters Cuckoo Clock

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The Munsters or The Addams Family? Cuckoo clock or grandfather clock? Halloween or Christmas? If you picked Munsters, cuckoo clock, and Halloween - ta-da! - The Bradford Exchange made a spooky hanging timepiece just for...

Before & After 5 Coffee & Wine Glass

$19.99 Amazon »

Teeheehee and Yukyukyuk, a Before & After 5 Coffee & Wine Glass that goes from morning mug to goblet o' good times with the same flick of the wrist as the hourglass that counts down to get your there...

Adventure Chef Folding Culinary Tool Collection

$49 - $249 Kickstarter »

Chef Adam Glick cooks on yacht charters, and calls both himself and his new collection of culinary tools the "Adventure Chef." Made in partnership with kitchen knife and tool brand Messermeister, the set gives people...

Boston Dynamics Spot Robot Dog

Boston Dynamics, breeders of Spot the robotic dog, have announced the commercial launch of their versatile, nimble, and sorta scary headless wonder. In other words, you can now contact the Boston Dynamics sales department...

Fries on the Fly Universal Car French Fry Holder

$4.63 Amazon »

When you're driving, fries on the fly usually means fries between the thighs. Fries on the passenger seat in a giant to-go bag that keeps tilting away from you and surrendering fries to the floor and cracks between the...

Qi Wireless Charging Table with 360 Bluetooth Speaker

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Seems like the only time anyone puts their phone down is to charge it*, so wouldn't it be nice if the simple act of setting it on the table got the battery juices flowing, no further action required? Oh hey, a Qi wireless...

The Frustration Box

$17.99 - $21.98 Pranks Anonymous »

Frustration-free packaging? Psshh. Not a chance when I need to send an anonymous little something to the dude who acts like our office is his personal Amazon Locker. The Frustration Box from Pranks Anonymous requires...

Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Pen

$5.99 Perpetual Kid »

Never has there been a more aptly named product than this Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Pen. See, it's a pen, normal in every way, except for the clip at the end, which is a pair of mother F'ing nail clippers!...

Selfie Skeletons

$13.20 Michaels »

As the great Valley Girl once said, "Ugh, gag me with a spoon!" These Selfie Skeletons, a Halloween party decoration that simply mimics what everyone at your Halloween party will be doing, come to us home decor brand...

Guinea Pig Halloween Costumes

$3.99 - $6.99 PetSmart »

Isn't being a guinea pig enough? Storing food in my ever-moving puffy cheeks, providing cuddles upon request, and generally looking adorable? Now I have to wear a Unicorn Halloween costume to please you too? If you wanted...

PopSockets PopThirst Drink Holders

$15 PopSockets »

Phone clutching fans of PopSockets PopGrips, prepare for PopThirst to further change your life of secure and ergonomic holding. PopThirst koozies with integrated PopGrips are the company's newest design, and the first...

Wine Lover's iPhone Case

$7.99 - $15.90 Amazon »

I wouldn't have thought red wine pairs so well with Apples, but by the looks of this iPhone case for wine lovers these two pillars of fall harvest are the perfect match...

Jellyfish Keyboard Keycap

$49.99 - $89.99 Velocifire »

Velocifire is adding the striking (literally) jellyfish to their collection of striking (figuratively) resin keyboard keycaps. Those into the elegant tentacled swimmers, or marine life in general, can pre-order a Jellyfish...

Repurposed Fire Hose Dog Toys

$18.50 Etsy »

On this 18th anniversary of 9/11, we remember the brave and indefatigable men and women who fought to save lives during and after the attacks. The passengers of United flights 93 and 175, and American flights 11 and 77...

3Doodler Create+ Leather Edition

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The 3Doodler 3D printing pen sees some refinement in both aesthetics and function with WobbleWorks' new 3Doodler Create+ Leather limited edition. More subtle and professional looking than the other pens in the company's...

WeWALK Smart Cane Attachment

$499 WeWALK »

While the WeWALK sure isn't as cute, furry, and lovable as a seeing eye dog, this smart cane attachment for the blind and visually impaired can provide some of the same benefits. And, fine, with ultrasonic sensors and...

Levitating 3D Skull Light

Discontinued

Allow me to float by you this idea for Halloween decor. The levitating 3D skull light makes terrific use of the magnet-controlled floating object design tech boys and girls have perfected over the past couple years, almost...