Gear

Wampa Desk Chair

$77.59 Amazon »

Boy does this Wampa Desk Chair look soft 'n' cuddly 'n' cozy. Like it will give you a big ol' hug every time you take a seat...

Hoglet Fidget Mouse

$39.99 HedgeHog Health »

Thank you, Hoglet fidget mouse, for bringing me a piece of unexpected joy this week. Though designed - in the likeness of an adorable hedgehog - for kiddos with autism spectrum disorder, ADHD, and other "learning differences,"...

Face Mask for Dogs

$9.98 - $10.99 Amazon »

KN95? How about a K995? It's not just the 'rona pet owners might consider a face mask for dogs to protect their pooches from. It's the smoke from forest fires. The construction debris from a kitchen remodel. The pollen...

Woodsum Functional DIY Pinhole Camera Kit

$71.73 Amazon »

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it is worth a thousand hours of putting together one of Wooodsum's DIY Pinhole Cameras? OK, maybe a thousand is a bit of an exaggeration. The kit actually specifies 2 to 4 hours...

Silicone Bucket Squeeze-It Ice Cube Maker

$14.99 - $15.99 Amazon »

Feeling hot, thirsty, and...aggressive? Freeze up this silicone bucket ice cube maker and, when your water is chilled, squeeze it to release the cubes. No, don't just squeeze it, crush it. Take the bucket between the...

Paladyne E1000MP Drone Jammer

Drone Defence says the Paladyne E1000MP is a drone jammer, part of a series of portable "electronic countermeasures" designed to jack up the command, video, and navigation signals of IIIFOs. Identified, intrusive, and...

Bat Face Mask

Indeed, all the best superheroes wear masks. And wearing this Bat Mask - serving triple duty as a protective face mask, a fitting addition to your Halloween costume, and a 10/10 badass design - will indeed make you a...

Human Skull Bowl

$175 - $195 Etsy »

As provocative and...meaty...as the Human Skull Bowl photo above is, scroll on through the Additional Images gallery. Keep going. All the way to the end, where you'll find the one that turns a macabre creation perfect...

Life-Size Climbing Zombie

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My mama asked me to decorate her house for Halloween, so...one dozen Life-Size Climbing Zombies it is. I hate carving pumpkins...

Potato Parcel - Your Face on a Real Potato

Discontinued

Never thought you bore much of a resemblance to Mr. or Mrs. Potato Head, eh? Well. Just wait 'til you see your head on a potato. Potato Parcel is a potato printing press that customizes spuds with the photos and images...

AstroReality Augmented Reality NASA Space Mug

$17.95 Amazon »

Ergonomic, aircraft-inspired, and AR ready to launch! The NASA Space Mug from AstroReality looks kind of like the arm of an astronaut's spacesuit after someone's grabbed it really hard begging them not to go on the mission...

Pizza Hut Foosball Pizza Box

The Foosball Pizza Box is a collaboration between Pizza Hut and advertising agency Ogilvy created to celebrate the start of football season. (To Americans still living inside your tiny little American pizza boxes, I am...

Qdo Birdie Swing Nest - Teacup with Infuser & Lid

$18.39 Amazon »

A little birdie told me...uh...that little birdies don't like to be stuffed with tea leaves and dunked in boiling water. Even when Qdo gives them their very own swing and nest to hang out to dry on when the steeping's...

Fellowes Elea Suspended Desk Chair

$1,199 Fellowes »

Fellowes' new Elea suspended desk chair aims to get your workday in full swing - natural, supported, ergonomic swing - whether you're at the office or scooted up to the dining table in your makeshift WFH setup...

EG-1 Single Dosing Coffee Grinder

$3,495 - $4,195 Weber Workshops »

Here's one for the coffee lab. Weber Workshops' EG-1 is a single dosing electric burr grinder designed for pour over cups of coffee and shots of espresso. Or is it? Looks like the sleek science-y device could also be...

USB Heated & Ice Gel Cooling Eye Mask

$22.55 Amazon »

The eyes are a window to...what you drank last night. Your sinus problems and seasonal allergies. How much sleep you're getting. Whether or not you're really over the breakup. So, yeah, your soul. And if you're not into...

Piano WiFi Router

If you thought "Flight of the Bumblebee" was fast played on a normal piano, you should see the speed at which the Piano WiFi 6 Router can tinkle it out. Or rather, let you stream it on your laptop while one kid attends...

Trinken Contoured Carbon Fiber Hip Flask

$99 Trinken »

It's another Trinken to facilitate drinken. The Trinken Contoured Carbon Fiber Hip Flask is made to feel as good in your pocket as it looks tipped to your mouth. The flask's carbon fiber construction and curved design...

Luxafor Flag Availability Indicator

$35.99 - $39.99 Amazon »

The Luxafor Flag is an LED status indicator that clips onto your workstation where you can toggle it from red to green to let your coworkers - ha! Coworkers? No, these days the Luxafor Flag is for communicating your current...

VZ Executive Dagger

$85 - $110 Amazon »

The VZ Executive Dagger pokes - stabs, thrusts, drives - through the custom gun grips populating the rest of the VZ Grips store to show off its own fine craftsmanship and beauty as a survival tool and weapon of self defense...

Artiphon Orba Musical Instrument

$100 MoMA »

Orba looper doompety doo / I've got a handheld soundbox for you / Orba MIDI doompety dee / Tap to make music immediately. Couldn't quite fit synthesizer in there, but the Artiphon Orba Musical Instrument is that too -...

CoolDrift Versa - Cooling Headband for Better Sleep

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Got a hot head? The CoolDrift Versa wearable is here to give you a lobotomy and calm those steaming thoughts down. Er, wait, no. The CoolDrift Versa wearable is here to adjust and maintain your optimal body temperature...

Bloody Zombie Door Decal

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The Bloody Zombie Door Decal is a "scary Halloween decoration" that, I must admit, is a pretty damn scary Halloween decoration. Like, if I were a meal or grocery delivery driver, I might refuse the dropoff to a house...

5' Inflatable Flying LED Dragon

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I know this 5' inflatable flying LED dragon is out now as a Halloween decoration, but, I mean, I'd hang one in my office for all year long. He's so fierce and handsome. He'd provide a really nice point of interest and...