Gear

BreakWooden Wood & Resin Keyboard Wrist Rests

$53.40 - $83.40 Etsy »

BreakWooden transforms wood nuggets and resin goo into a collection of striking, nod-to-nature keyboard wrist rests. We've certainly seen these two materials come together before in a similar fashion to make coffee tables...

MecArmy SGN3 Keychain Flashlight

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The MecArmy SGN4 is a USB-rechargeable LED flashlight with 160 lumens of power and a 40-meter beam projection distance stuffed into a case sized for keychain EDC...

Studebaker Portable Boombox

$199.99 Amazon »

Studebaker's SB2140R Portable Boombox is a mashup of the ages. Housed in its prime 80s case are a Boomer AM/FM radio, a Gen X cassette deck, a Millennial CD player, and a Gen Z Bluetooth receiver and transmitter. The...

Whiskee Straw

$14 - $18 Whiskee Straw »

Iced coffee and chocolate milk. Protein shakes and smoothies. And, while the Whiskee Straw doesn't directly relate to the whiskey spirit, it can certainly get in the whiskey spirit and mix up Manhattans and Old Fashioneds...

CookieCup Cookie Dunking Cup

$13 - $20 CookieCup »

Coming up with cookie dunking solutions must be a profitable business, because the CookieCup patent-pending cookie dunking cup is the 6th product I've run that claims to give cookies easier / better / neater / more comprehensive...

Smartphone Mobile Mini Dome for Over/Underwater Photos

$45 - $49 SJPRO »

Photographs over water. Photographs underwater. And photographs over-underwater, also known as split photos, also known as catching the moment your kid - or your grandma - breaks the surface of the pool doing their first...

Easy Kabob Maker - Perfect Tubes of Meat on a Stick

$29.99 Amazon »

Oooh, Easy Kabob Maker, talk about chopping a log. Laying a brick. Parking some bark. Pinching off the perfect piece of meat on a stick. (The perfect tube steak, I'd like to say, but that would be mixing lewd metaphors.)...

Emerge Home - Ultrasound-Powered VR You Can Feel

$450 - $550 Emerge »

The Emerge Home is a forthcoming VR companion for the Oculus Quest 2 virtual reality headset. A very, you could say, touchy-feely companion. The Emerge Home system uses the Emerge Wave-1, a device that emits ultrasonic...

Viking Pizza Cutting Axe

$87 Etsy »

Leave your enemies be, and hack up the ones you love with this Viking Pizza Cutting Axe. And by the ones you love, of course I mean the Sausage Supremes, the Margheritas, the Veggie Lovers, and the Pepperonis...

D*ckhead Keycap

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Ctrl+Alt+D*ckhead: regain control of your life...or at least your PC. No? Too cumbersome to have to press a giant pink penis with a face on it every time you need to delete something? OK, how about installing the Dickhead...

Conduction Labs Allegro Open-Ear Headphones

$59.95 Conduction Labs »

Conduction Labs Allegro Earphones send audio right into your earhole without ever touching it. Kind of like how your brother used to dangle his finger in front of your face, sending peak levels of annoyance and rage right...

80s Apple Macintosh Computer Keycap Set

$24.06 Etsy »

I know you've been on the computer all day, and are sick of typing emails, and presentations, and explanations, and proposals, but...hello. In all lower-case cursive. Or maybe just a smiley face icon named Happy Mac...

Shadey Universal Smartphone Shade

$16.66 Etsy »

The Shadey universal smartphone shade: because I get enough glares from my wife for having my head buried in my phone in public; I don't need the sun's glare piled on top...

briiv Air Filter - Natural, Sustainable Air Purifier

$346.11 briiv »

A breath of fresh air meets a sight for sore eyes in the briiv Air Filter, a sustainable home air purifier made from 90% natural, renewable materials...

SAM Splint

$10.90 Amazon »

I am SAM. SAM I am. I'll splint your arm or leg or hand. I'll do it here or there. I'll do it anywhere. Fractures, breaks, my dudes and ma'ams. I'll splint your bones, SAM I am...

Duck with a D*ck

$17.95 Amazon »

Rubber Ducky, you're the one / you make bathtime so much...yeeearrrggghh! WTF was that, Rubber Ducky? This is bathtime, not hey diddle, diddle, duck in my bunghole time! A duck with a dick?! Do ducks even have dicks?!...

Firewalla Purple Gigabit Firewall & Router with WiFi

$319 Firewalla »

Firewalla Purple. It's a big name for a wee little firewall and router, but perhaps an appropriately big name for a cyber security device made to do big things. The Purple is a combined firewall and router made to serve...

Bird Flippin' the Bird - Middle Finger Chicken Arms

$7.43 Etsy »

As raising chickens grows in popularity throughout urban / suburban communities, so too does buying your chickens their own gear and accessories. A dapper chicken harness. 3D printed chicken arms. And now, 3D printed...

Heart-Shaped Dual Butane & USB Lighter

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You're in my heart, you're in my soul / you light my fires, and my fat bowls... This heart-shaped lighter may come with a bit of cheese and schmoopiness, but given that it's time to buy your Valentine's Day gifts: 1)...

Purrble - Calming Toy with Heartbeat & Purr

$59.99 Amazon »

Purrbles are plushies with a dynamic heartbeat and soothing purr, designed to teach children empathy, and help people of all ages fight stress and achieve calm. Question: what happens if you get the little furballs wet...

Glove80 Ergonomic Keyboard

$310 MoErgo »

This keyboard is begging for a high-five. And not just because the Glove80 is a keyboard split in two, and contoured to look roughly like a left and right hand (OK, left and right mitt) that will end up giving you some...

JoGo Portable Coffee & Tea Brewing Straw

$29.95 Amazon »

To call the JoGo a portable coffee & tea brewing straw is a bit of a misnomer. At least the way I initially read it, which was the way that made me think this 7.8" x 0.5" stainless steel straw had some sort of coffee...

The Hydra Guitar

The Hydra Guitar might not have as many heads (well, necks) as its mythological namesake, but it has 3 times as many as a standard guitar and, more importantly, looks to have the same disposition as its serpentine sea...

Steamstack Humidifier & Condenser

If you Steamstack it, the moisture will come. Or go away, depending on the season and humidity levels in your house. The Steamstack Humidifier & Condenser is a Mark Mitchell design that tweaks indoor humidity levels behind...