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Stamp of Thanks

By: on October 17, 2012
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The story never changes: in all successful relationships, communication is key. When another human being makes you feel thankful, it is important to express that gratitude. And what better way to say "Thank you" than with a self-inking stamp reminiscent of those used by governmental agencies and the popo handling the bookings at the local jail?

To my mama, Stamp!, thanks for being you. To the meter maid who wrote me a ticket for encroaching a yellow curb by 2.375", here's your $47 and, Stamp!, thanks for being an asshole. To my ex-girlfriend, who is hotter than an oxyacetylene welding torch munching on handful of ghost peppers, but who thinks fidelity is nothing more than some guy from Cuba, Stamp!, thanks for being you...and and asshole.

In addition to the stamp of thanks, other available self-inking gems include:

  • WTF?
  • Crap. On a stick, in a bowl, on the loose, in the house, on the rocks, and in my pants.
  • Blah Blah Blah. (With black space to expand upon the sentiment.)
  • Deal with This. Pretty please, you better, for pete's sake, for me, now, quietly, correctly, or else.

Stamps of thanks typically pair well with S**t I Gotta F**king Get Done notebooks and People I Want to Punch in the Face journals.

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